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Unicorn Dandruff

The huge amount of sugar that you get on the last serving of cereal.
Dude, I'm going to serve myself extra cereal so I can get the Unicorn Dandruff!
by Hyper Active Cynic! April 1, 2011
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unicorn turd

sparkly substance that is projected from the anus of the unicorn
Violet Unicorn- Help, my poopy hurtie comie outie, airgo, unicorn turd
by kamkampeacewins February 12, 2009
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Black Unicorn

A man who has it all but very hard to find. African American man, educated, great job, a house, money in the bank, attractive with no kids, ready for marriage.
I met a man last night who is of my dreams, he has everything a person could want in a man, he is the Black Unicorn.
by ThaChameleonMix December 8, 2017
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Unicorn Kiss

A unicorn kiss is where you get down on your hands and knees and tuck your dick back between your thighs. Your partner enters you anally with a strap-on attached to his\her forehead and gives you a blowjob at the same time.
What's your favorite sex act?
A unicorn kiss
by jaNDSBOB June 2, 2012
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Russian Unicorn

(v): when you put a strap-on dildo on your head (so you look like a Unicorn) and and then fuck the shit out of your girl(or guy) until she(or he) screams your name.
Chris: "Dude i heard your girl spent the night"
Edward: "Yeah! I gave her the ol' Russian Unicorn!"
Chris: "Nice!"

That guy over there looks like he's ready for the Russian Unicorn.
by Soviet Alliance November 26, 2010
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Unicorn Syndrome

A term loosely applied to preteen and young teenage girls who seem to be living half-inside a fantasy world. Symptoms include overuse of makeup (specifically glitter and eyeshadow), taking horse-riding lessons, wearing multiple bracelets and other tacky jewelery, reading medieval romance novels, et cetera. NOT to be confused with goths.
"J.B. put big smudges of purple over her eyes, then rubbed glitter over her cheeks. She's got a serious case of Unicorn Syndrome going on.. I don't think she realizes how stupid she looks."
by Tomanton February 11, 2005
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unicorn weed

-noun

Refers to any strain of marijuana so incredibly rare and potent that it may as well be mythological. Not to be confused with "celebrity" strains such as White Widow or chronic weed (marijuana laced with cocaine).

Unicorn strains are generally nameless yet will produce an extremely powerful high comparable with that of any premier breed. Such marijuana is typically produced by only a handful of minor or private growers, leading to its obscurity and low circulation.
This bud is ridiculously good, you're not going to run into weed like this again for long time. It's fucking unicorn weed man.
by Pete the Cheat December 16, 2009
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