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loog tube

Spreading a chick's asshole open with your fingers and hocking a loogie in it before fucking her butt.
Last night I didn't have enough lube to get Stacy in the ass, so I just made her a loog tube and went to town.
by world champ crapper June 13, 2010
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freedom tube

What a freedom-loving anti-vaxxer gets when they go to the ICU (and never come back)
"After I said no to Pfizer and Moderna, my reward was having an ICU nurse put a freedom tube down my throat."
by adribt September 21, 2021
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noob tube

Caomplainer: Oh my god I can't handle how real this GAME is I keep getting killed by a person with a grenade launcher.

Me: Well in war we'll just make sure you don't fall victim to any unfair tactics. Would you like your binky now?

(I do not use the "Noob Tube" I'm just tired of hearing people complain about it. I also hate the term noob it's retarded)
by B Vegas April 21, 2008
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Yellow Tube

Yellow Tube or yellowtubbing, is a term critically used to refer to the current trend in user generated content in YouTube, mostly by partnered members, characterized by formula-based flashy presentations and methods aimed to quickly attract viewers with complete disregard to their intellectual capacities. Among these:

- begging for subscribers and racing to arbitrary numbers of them.
- misleading video titles typed in all caps, mostly of a tacky sexual nature, and with multiple exclamation marks

- references to current celebrity news

- the forceful naming of current popular teen celebrities
- the use of altered video thumbnails with bright colored backgrounds, mostly yellow*, and containing female racks or closed up faces making a grimace.
- Invariably asking the viewers of the video to post comments, to subscribe to the channel, and, unashamedly, to give a positive ratings to the video.
- the unnecessary use of the Video Annotations feature.
- quick video editing cuts.
- the absence of topics of any weight.

They are the visual equivalent of being screeched nonsense in ones ear. It is attention whoring stripped from all shame and purpose and rocketed to a whole new level. Two point O, if you wish.
A: Well, lets open my YouTube homepag--AH! My eyes!

B: Dude, look at that, its like these people are trying to neuter our attention spam. Pure "yellowtubbing."

A: Yellow Tube, yeah, lets count how many times this guy says Justin Bieber today.

*cough* SD LN PdF RWJ ±
by raphaleus April 13, 2010
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rocks in tube socks

heavy, droopy breasts. see "beagle ears"
Your mom used to have a nice rack, but now she's got a rocks in tube socks thing going on there.
by mintypickle May 13, 2005
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chest tube

A tube usually used in your chest but should be used to shove up a mutha fucka's ass!
I'm gonna take this chest tube and shove it up your ass and your gonna like it...bitch!
by T.m.F.g March 8, 2008
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chocolate tube steak

Bob rapidly pumped his chocolate tube steak in and out of Sally.
by Antzor May 29, 2008
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