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scottish trumpet

A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.
Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing
by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019
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Trumpet sister solicitor

A man with a trumpet touching you sister
Stop touching to me the trumpet sister solicitor
by Popguy December 15, 2022
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Thimble Trumpet

Thimble Trumpet is a collection of like minded creatives with a goal of succeding at any given chance and opportunity
Nathan: "We just need to get the Thimble Trumpets together so we can take the flag"
Andy: "Yeah but it looks impossible"
Danny: "Not when you have the Thimble Trumpet power of 60twelve its not!"
by Andy Gravill November 15, 2006
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Trumpet Trunks

One who's backside is like a trumpet blowing in their pants
She is a real trumpet trunks, I hear her farting during Teams calls!
by Drinky McDrinkface August 19, 2022
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Trumpets

(1) Someone who will kiss the ring of Donald Trump to gain favor with his followers. AKA Trump Pet
(2) Someone who does the bidding of Donald Trump because they lack the moral fortitude to act reasonably. AKA Trump Puppet
(1) Every breath of Trumpets Sean Hannity and Marjorie Taylor Greene stroke the ego of Their overlord, Donald Trump.
(2) Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and Lindsey Graham spoke out against Trump in 2016, with valid points, but are now full-fledged Trumpets after being verbally beaten into submission.
by EasyEnough September 29, 2022
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Trumpet

Hey, you see this Amy Coney Barrett? She's just a Trumpet - he can get her to do whatever the hell he likes - no questions!
by Shapeless September 26, 2020
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trumpeting

Trumpeting is a form of marketing based solely on hype, and that is unbound from any requirement for telling the truth about the product you are selling.
Charlatan: People are calling me every day, asking "Sir, how can we pre-purchase one of your beautiful condos?" There really has never been anything built like this before. The quality is, like, unbelievable. The Emir -- powerful brilliant man that Emir, and great taste, possibly the best taste of any Emir -- couldn't believe what he was seeing when he saw the plans. "Sir, there is no building like this in the world! This penthouse is worth $50M, but you're only asking $20M. Everybody I know will want in on this deal."

Real Estate Agent: Yeah, he sure is trumpeting the new tower he plans to build in Abu Dhabi. That Emir he speaks of? He's bankrolling the entire project and is paying to license the name. The actual tower design is the same as dozens of other towers around the world, so there's no need to pre-purchase this property. In fact you should wait until the tower is built to buy, since it's quite likely the project will be a boondoggle.
by Frustrated_Driver May 30, 2025
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