In short, the vampire sex olympics. Established in 2007 on one of the many Twilight Lexicon Vampire Mating Threads, four judges wrote the Spoodurance Trials. These trials were made possible by four excruciatingly handsome vampires- Edward, Jasper, Emmett, and Carlisle.
Special nicknames were made for each of the Cullen men, all pertaining to their strengths, and more than not, weaknesses. Among these weaknesses were overexcitement resulting in burnt hair, judges being thrown off mechanical bulls, fear of brokeness, and trying too hard in animal print underwear on a certain batpole.
Strengths of the lovely Cullens/Hale were endurance, creativity, musical skill, the ability to wham, and many others that would take up too much space, and far too much of your time.
Each vampire had a specific trainer to aid them in their abilities.
The Spoodurance Trials 2007, all started off of the term spoo and other various mentions of jokes on other threads and on FanFiction. A large number of fangirls also supported their contestant, and cheered them on throughout the whole process. Tears were shed, laughs were heard, and food was spewed onto many computer screens. Everyone who happens to have read the Trials knows that this was Spoo history in the making.
Special nicknames were made for each of the Cullen men, all pertaining to their strengths, and more than not, weaknesses. Among these weaknesses were overexcitement resulting in burnt hair, judges being thrown off mechanical bulls, fear of brokeness, and trying too hard in animal print underwear on a certain batpole.
Strengths of the lovely Cullens/Hale were endurance, creativity, musical skill, the ability to wham, and many others that would take up too much space, and far too much of your time.
Each vampire had a specific trainer to aid them in their abilities.
The Spoodurance Trials 2007, all started off of the term spoo and other various mentions of jokes on other threads and on FanFiction. A large number of fangirls also supported their contestant, and cheered them on throughout the whole process. Tears were shed, laughs were heard, and food was spewed onto many computer screens. Everyone who happens to have read the Trials knows that this was Spoo history in the making.
Edward and Bella's truck tied for first place in the Spoodurance Trials.
Many fans were cheering on Jasper because of his ability to wham, giving him leverage in the Spooduance Trials.
Many fans were cheering on Jasper because of his ability to wham, giving him leverage in the Spooduance Trials.
by In Love With Forever December 13, 2008
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Standing in the intersection of Olive and W. Broadway (as is wont to happen
in the wee hours of the raucous night) you are within a 1 sq. block radius of 11 watering holes.
Known for it's ability to "disappear" or "swallow"people whole, this area is also
known for the propensity of Evangelical Christians to misguidedly
try to "Save" the wayward traveling drifters, otherwise known as citizens.
Slurs have been known to fly. . .often.
Standing in the intersection of Olive and W. Broadway (as is wont to happen
in the wee hours of the raucous night) you are within a 1 sq. block radius of 11 watering holes.
Known for it's ability to "disappear" or "swallow"people whole, this area is also
known for the propensity of Evangelical Christians to misguidedly
try to "Save" the wayward traveling drifters, otherwise known as citizens.
Slurs have been known to fly. . .often.
1: Where's Bob?
2: I dunno, last time I saw him was around Midnight, he was stumbling toward The Barmuda Triangle.
1: Uh-oh.
2: Yeah, he could be anywhere. . .
2: I dunno, last time I saw him was around Midnight, he was stumbling toward The Barmuda Triangle.
1: Uh-oh.
2: Yeah, he could be anywhere. . .
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Engaging in a threesome with two men and one woman, where the woman is only present so the two men can still claim not to be madly in love with one another, yet they stare longingly in each others eyes during the whole encounter until each reaches climax, then drink until they think they will not remember the lust they shared for each other the next day
Brett and Mark had another Devil's Triangle last night, but they forgot to invite the woman, but all knew she was not needed or wanted in the hook up anyway!
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by RockinRob61 December 17, 2008
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Jan and Dave and Susan are in a Poly relationship. Jan and Dave are intimate, Jan and Susan are intimate, and Dave is intimate with Susan as well as Jan.
by Ronald A. King June 13, 2005
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