pie toweling

When a man unzips his pants and drapes his balls out the zipper hole.

Tad was pie toweling the entire party. He really disturbed the women.

by AliceDane April 29, 2020

towel grape

When someone wraps a banana with a plate and throws it at a grape

i have anger issues. i towel graped.

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

Swass Towel

A towel used to collect swass (ass sweat that accumulates in the ass crack and seeps out uncomfortably on a hot, humid day). Also, a loathable person.

That guy is such a swass towel

by not Leora August 21, 2023

Nose Towel

A Canadian word synonymous with tissues or Kleenex.

My nose is runny, can you please pass me a nose towel?

by carnyLP July 19, 2022

Wet Towel

It is not uncommon for a man of great endurance and fortitude to pound SO much putang in one sitting that he simply no longer has the strength to fortify a lasting erection. In this instance, a master of the ancient arts can still utilize his heroic dong in an act known as “the wet towel”. The wet towel, or as some refer to it as the “putang chopper” is the act of swinging your massive man meat in such a fashion that it begins to slap the holiest of orgasms right out of that beat down, worn out snatch that has been begging for a break for the last two hours.

Chad: “bro you were in there for like 4 hours? What happened?”
Josh: “idk something just came over me. At the end I thought I was toasted, couldn’t even get it up, then I started with the Old Wet Towel and I think we might need to get her to a hospital..”

by Hammerhoff June 20, 2020

Cologne and hand towels

A code phrase for a guy who intends to hang around men's restrooms looking for a hook up.

Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!

Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.

by colonsandhandjobs November 28, 2019

Towel Racking

Referencing to how someone is so faded about to pass out like their body is a towel hanging on a rack because the whole upper portion of the body is bent over and the arms and head are hanging down dangling towards the floor about to touch their toes.

Look, they be 'Towel Racking'

by Under92decibelz January 13, 2025