2am Towel Grab

When it's 2am and you just finished jerking off but you ran out of tissues so you search for the nearest towel in your room

Yeah man it was a 2am towel grab. I forgot to bring tissues with me.

by wutfuckery January 16, 2020

towel bar

towel bar, v. - The process of purchasing or acquiring goods, unboxing, yeeting the accessories, and placing the object in the direct path of installers without any proximity to actual installation time.

The homeowner is towel barring again; he bought all of the glassware for a bar that's not even built and put it "on the shelves," which are unpacked and disassembled on the floor that's not grouted yet.

by glizzyholm September 23, 2022

Towel

Hidden word for a crush

Luke likes towel and pokimane

by Gabe Glowstick November 27, 2018

Pink Towel

Towel used to wipe up cum

Yeah just use a "pink towel" to wipe up this cum

by Clutzx February 15, 2022

Little Towels

Another name used for Pancakes by Dad the Greatest YouTuber in The Universes in the popular web series Dad Feels. Dad being an alien from out of space is unaware of the human term for Pancakes until informed by Daughter.

"I can't wait to go to Restaurant and have some little towels with food sauce on top"

by Biagio X January 4, 2021

Towel-Shank

The act of wrapping up a towel then smaking someone with it.

Don't make me towel-shank you

by Tavi/PinkPowderCandy April 1, 2024

Towel scrubbing

The act of using half a hollowed out cucumber as a dick sheath and the other half as an anal dildo while motioning as if drying your taint with a towel.

All this towel scrubbing has used up all my cucumbers

by Cucumber sheath June 11, 2018