Some retarded shit on the internet that these faggot ass retards won't shut the ever living fuck up about.
by literal asshole September 04, 2023
The rare occurance of one curling out a shit so curly and long that it's tip makes contact with the testicles.
by Lewis1983 May 31, 2005
Toilet Tamers are the toilet attendants you find in Bars and Night Clubs, invariably on a Thursday, Friday and Saturday night. They will have an array of hair taming gels, waxes and sprays, a duty free shop worth of fragrances and a load chuba chubbs and chewing gums. They will offer you soap and towels after you wash your hands and will expect money (or if you rather, a tip) in return. If you feel tight or think a you shouldn't be bullied into not washing your hands after using the loo you can: a)use the toilet freely before 7pm, b)hold it all night c) be brave - they don't expect to be tipped if you just take soap and a towel. you only need to tip if you use one of the expensive things (gels, perfumes etc). If you want to tip, you do it like in america - once at the beginning and again at the end of the night (depending on how long you stay there!)
Go to any large night club or bar on the afore mentioned nights and meet your very own Toilet Tamer!
by Ben Suuuuuuuuunders March 17, 2007
Jamal: Ayo nigga what you doin cuh?
Tyrone: Sittin on the nigga toilet cause im a nigga cuhhh
Jamal: Yeah same here cuh
Tyrone: Sittin on the nigga toilet cause im a nigga cuhhh
Jamal: Yeah same here cuh
by ntoilet November 05, 2019
by conor fletcher May 22, 2009
When two men proceed to urinate inside of a females mouth as a competition to see who gets more urine inside the females mouth
by Golden toilet January 28, 2018
Bob: Wow John, you have to go to the bathroom all the time.
John: So....?
Bob: You must be a toilet Noob.
John: So....?
Bob: You must be a toilet Noob.
by TheWindSoldier April 21, 2010