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Shoulder Junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.
Phil's balls are all over Mikey's chest, that's one hell of a shoulder junk.
by Ray Albright August 27, 2007
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Junk Drink

A junk drink is when you go to a resturaunt and you get all the sodas and drinks there are in one drink.
Jenna; I want a good drink....But something crazy.
Brandon; Get a Junk Drink

Jenna; Yesss !
by hallierose98 May 2, 2012
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Crunk Junk

Crunk Junk is a phrase used to describe the things (drugs, alcohol) that get you crunk (messed up).
JOHNNY: Hey home boy what kinda crunk junk you got tonight?
TJ: Shit, I got some weed and i got a couple of 40's.
JOHNNY: Helll yaaa!!
by Johnny S. October 30, 2005
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junk in the trunk

Gay slang for depositing semen in someone's ass during unprotected (bareback) sex.
Dude! I was in the sling at Ft. Troff and this really hot guy was pounding! When he finished, he left his junk in the trunk, and there was a puddle on the floor!
by Markus Dastardly June 24, 2006
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sweet junk

an expression used to acknowledge the value seen in something...The sweet trumps the junk. Its an oxymoron, that makes people say "wha!?"
cool tight sick
statement "I just got these new kicks!"

reply: "sweet junk!
by kraffty August 14, 2011
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shoulder junk

When one individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face.
Here comes Ray, he's going to shoulder junk the new guy. Poor bastard never seen it coming!
by Ray Albright January 1, 2009
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The Junk Tickler

1. To tickle the sack and or junk that descends from your middle half.

2. A tiger with mustard spilt on it and has a ginger afro.
1. "Hey man, see that sack of junk descending from the middle half of the shelf in the attic? I just gotta go tickle it".

2. Did you see that "The Junk Tickler"? It was coming right for you. That mustard tiger with a ginger afro was serious".
by Mr. Bonejangles May 21, 2009
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