Pole Lifter

A really hot chick that has the natural ability to raise a mans penis.

Damn dude did you see that chick!? Shes a real pole lifter!

by hockeystud29 January 5, 2011

pole bam

when letters are too close together and you read them wrong making a different word - like "rn" looks like "m" or "cl" looks like d

She wanted to see a clam, but i pole bammed and took her to the dam

by meltar July 31, 2016

light pole

When the Head of your dick is lighter than your shaft

Danny's has a light pole dick

by Light pole aka jay dubs March 8, 2016

Skank Pole

A woman's state of mine when she is out at the club, desperately looking for a one night stand. Not to be confused with a hooker or stripped pole. Completely different.

I just broke up with my boyfriend and I'm on my skank pole for tonight!
or
That girl is all over Dave, he is about to take a ride on her skank pole.

by BlackKnights March 22, 2011

Charcoal Pole

Someone who has an unusually dark penis.

Charlie: Hey dude why is your penis so black?
Peter: Yeh i know it looks like ive dipped it in charcoal...and im not even black
Kathy(appearing out of nowhere): Haha look everyone he has a charcoal pole!

by alexis capone January 8, 2008

South Pole

Slang for ice, or methamphetamine.

"That backpack-wearing meth head on the BMX bicycle asked a neighbor if he was interested in the South Pole."

by Urbanophobe November 2, 2019

Pole Vault

Getting an erection in your sleep, then rolling over onto it, like a pole vaulter in the Olympics.

I pole vaulted past night, now my dick hurts.

by DickRollin March 5, 2020