Jam on em

When you shart as you button your pants.

Yesterday Scott went full jam on em.

by Bnicks45 February 18, 2021

jam cones

n. Very nice female breasts boobs,

Hey girl let me sweat up on your jam cones.
-or-
Hey girl lemme see dem jam cones.

by drunkskipy May 13, 2005

mommy jam

Traffic jam around a school caused by a plethora of mothers dropping off or picking up their children.

Damn! We have a mommy jam down the whole block. Jesus! We walked to school in our day, not like the pussies we got now.

by FederalQ2B September 7, 2007

Text Jam

When you text multiple people who all end up texting back, making it hard to reply to messages as you keep getting interrupted by incoming texts.

I texted an invite to Josh, Lee, Brian, and a bunch of girls to this party, and when Josh asked me details I kept getting text jammed. It took me like twice as long to reply.

by EXHaysbert October 14, 2009

Speaker Jam

A euphemism for "fundraiser", used by NA groups that choose to violate Tradition 7.

Are you going to the Speaker Jam at xxx group this weekend? They are trying to raise money to help keep the doors open.

by Amber Beedel August 13, 2014

jam cabinet

Euphemism for vagina.

Also a less aggressive alternative to cum dumpster.

We've been making out for weeks but she still won't give me access to the jam cabinet.

by neologizer June 11, 2014

Jizz & Jam

When you put your pp in a jar of marmalade and give it to someone.

I want Jizz & Jam

by Wheelock truck March 14, 2022