beaver bacon

the dangling excess vagina lippage, also known as roast beef

that slut had some real beaver bacon

by winey June 8, 2011

Beaver Biscuit

When a girls yeast infection gets so nasty and old it curdles up into a hard blob

Damn that ho was nasty! I went down on her and her snatch was full of stank and beaver biscuit

by BobKnob May 31, 2015

Black Beaver

A black person with large, long, teeth.

Someone call the BLACK BEAVER to chop this tree down.

by jumpymidget November 14, 2011

beaver shark

one who is attracted to bleeding vaginas.

"Bob is such a beaver shark!"

by steph t. April 6, 2006

beaver bang

A Lesbian sex act where two partners grind their beavers together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm.

My mouth hurts, lets just beaver bang tonight.

by bang that beave November 30, 2010

Feral Beaver

Vaginas that used to be tame, loved and well kept that for one reason or another (divorce, inactivity, marriage!, loss of self respect and/or self esteem) have been allowed to revert back to their natural state and overgrown with pubic hair. aka: Feral Monkey

I hooked up with Cindy the other night and she has the biggest Feral Beaver i've ever seen.

You could see Tinas Feral Beaver from across the pool!

by John Wesley February 11, 2008

Beaver wiener

A hermaphrodite's sexual organ, combining the appearance of a vagina with the presence of a rudimentary penis.

The purported evidence of Lady Gaga's "beaver wiener" shocked the audience at one of her live concerts.

by Orbweaver July 8, 2011