Savannah Markowycz is the hottest person you’ll ever meet. She drop dead gorgeous but dosent think of her self as such, but she is also very confident. Typically about 5’0 - 5’4 feet tall. She’s very dramatic but so much fun to be around. She can do anything she puts her mind too. One of her best abilities is cooking. She likes flowers, Chinese food, and playing word block puzzle. She’s the type of girl to one up a whole football team. Often she’s a smoker with a lot of problems but you’ll never know because she’s always so happy around others. Comfort her when she needs it and she’ll always have your back, through thick and thin. If you have a Savannah Markowycz in your life don’t let her get away because if you do it’ll be your biggest regret. If she loves you then know she never love you like anyone else will. She’ll be the best gf ever. Loyal caring and funny.
by smokersalley420 April 20, 2022
A Savannah Slushie occurs when two or more menstruating strippers give a man a lap dance. This leaves a red mixture on the recipients lap. Afterwards, this person will ideally become very drunk and pee their pants to complete the slushie. Variants of the slushie may include the person vomiting on the pants. In parts of Tokyo, diarrhea may be involved.
It is recommended to discard the pants after a night that involves a Savannah Slushie.
It is recommended to discard the pants after a night that involves a Savannah Slushie.
My best friend went out last night, wearing a sharp looking polo shirt and a real fine pair of Patagonia shorts. Little did he know his night would conclude with a Savannah Slushie. He was about to throw the pants into a dumpster, but we have word that the Smithsonian museum has requested the pants for a new exhibit.
by JeffsAccount July 15, 2019
Brady Hattman’s sister is Savannah Cassidy
by Ydarb Charles October 06, 2022
She is very quiet at first but very crazy and outgoing when you get to know her she has long dirty blonde hair and crazy beautiful brown eyes with a great smile great with giving advice but not taking her own very sweet girl and very lovable at all times also looks great in anything and laughs all the time make this girl yours if you haven’t already.
by Taylor Stevens September 29, 2019
by Nick’s Jar August 26, 2022
The cutest couple ever and deserve to spend the rest of their lives together also they have a better music taste than everyone else 😁
by Ultrahottie2000 July 06, 2024
savannah is the most kind hearted ray of sunshine you’ll ever meet, she is a laxer and will take you mans with one look,, her best friend is nicky murtha and together they are bad bitches that put military kids in their place,, they often refer to people they don’t like as traps and will never ever stop. the two are scared of pemberton kids and teenage pregnancies. there are endless talks about finger nails and education on abortions. she is my absolute best friend and i would not trade her for the world,
i love you sav you stoopid bitchass
i love you sav you stoopid bitchass
by murthdaddy November 25, 2018