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Puddling

When a someone's anus is filled with bodily fluids and they walk and squat in a circle to push out fluids.
Miles was puddling in the living room last night and now it stinks in here.
by Cantcakes June 19, 2025
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Puddle Slut

A Boy named Daniel whose last name is usually Fuentes
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Rack Puddle

When your load settles into a puddle in between her cleavage or on a flat surface of her breast.
(1. )"She told me I could titty fuck her only if after I slurped off the 'Rack Puddle".
(2.)"Oh please let me give you a 'Rack Puddle' I swear if you don't like it we won't do it again".
by Professor Calamitous December 26, 2016
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Puddle Fart

A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.
I can’t wait to puddle fart, I have been holding it in all day.
by That guys not an Andrew April 18, 2022
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Cuddle Puddle

When you’re too tired too move after intense and vigorous sex. So you decide to say fuck it and lay there with your significant other in each other’s cum, squirt, piss, vomit, or feces, etc.
Ex.

Tiffany: Hey, I was looking for you all night at the party! Where did you go?

Brittany: I have no idea I drank way too much and woke up in a cuddle puddle with the varsity baseball team!
by Qwertyuioplkio July 8, 2019
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Front Puddle

Yes, I haven't had pizza in weeks!! Look at my front puddle!
by PaddyWenzz April 15, 2016
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puddled

A state of lethargy that an individual resides in. Commonly associated with being thrown into a chaotic social life and burning out over time.
*Paul finds himself in a state of desperation and seeks help from his closest of friends: Rachel, Avery, Nate, and Alex.

Paul: Ohh golly, friends, I am so puddled after this long night of silly activities.

Rachel: *walks away*

*Paul diverts his complete attention to Avery*

Avery: Ohh biblically Paul, made you should take a hefty nap.

Nate & Alex: *in unison* Lets all go sleep together! I know you have been puddled!
by starvedchild2002 September 8, 2021
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