ass nipple

A person who has no idea what the hell he is talking about, but claims he is an expert in the subject. He talks down to others claiming he knows all, until he gets shut down hard.

Hi tech support? I am an IT professional and my internet doesn’t work! You better fix this NOW.

OK sir, are you using a static or dynamic IP address?

I don’t know what that means; just get my internet working ASAP!

OK, sir... you are an Ass Nipple!

by Ty Lanol August 23, 2005

Monkey Nipples

A familiar kind of dance, as pointed out by Richard Burton in the film "Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf" A dance in which two people dance close enough to rub nipple together.

They like the way they move. Its a familiar kind of dance, monkey nipples. they both knows it.

by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009

afro nipples

Really hairy nipples. They don't necessarily have to be afro-like, but it's just sounds funnier like that.

It really hurts when you get a titty-twister and you have afro nipples.

by bobertdude June 9, 2007

Ghost Nipples

Barely-visible or not visible nipples. Nipples that are very pale with little or no color.

DICK: man, i found out my girlfriend has ghost nipples i couldn't even find them at first

DURK: aww man ghost nipples are the worst

DICK: im gonna dump her tomorrow >.>

DURK: awww snaps,

DURK: Hey dick btw ,I think i might be gay

DICK: -RUNS AND HIDES BEHIND TREE-

by DURK & DICK November 28, 2010

penis nipples

Nipples in which, when erect, assume the length and shape of a penis.

As I entered her room, she was shirtless. She turned around to reveal her penis nipples poking out like erect penises off of her chest.

by ch0d3 December 1, 2006

nipple penis

A penis so tiny that it could be mistaken for a third nipple.

Adam has a nipple penis.

by stephani g. February 4, 2007

Salty nipples

A nipple that is slaty and or overly hairy.
This saltyness maybe caused by excessive sweating, faggishness or due to non showering.

Is nomally found on fags like Kyle Gaas, Arron Carter, Robert Pattenson, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and the EXTEREME SUPER FAG Justen Beiber.

Dude #1: "I did this hot chick lastnight but she had Salty nipples it was like licking my own balls"
Dude #2 "That wasn't a chick that was Justen Beiber, and why would you know how saly your own balls are?"
Dude #1"We will never speak of this moment AGAIN"

by Ass crass July 10, 2010