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Long War

Another name for Ameica's Global War on Terrorism (GWOT). Includes both operations in Afganistan 2002 to present,(Operation Enduring Freedom or OEF), Iraq 2003 to present,(Operation Iraqi Freedom or OIF), the Horn of Africa (HoA), and the Phillipines, in addition to other locations. Originally coined by senior officers in the Pentagon in reference to the projected long term nature of the conflict.
John : He served in the Long War.

Tom : Where?

John : In OIF.
by jack7 April 28, 2007
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Long-dickstance

Fucking bitches, long-dick style, while keeping a safe distance
"Don't wanna catch no feelings. So i fucked her long-dickstance."
by Barry McCockinnerass November 13, 2019
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Longing out

The act of lying down, particularly focusing on being as long as possible for maximum release and stretch.
"Why are you taking up the whole couch?"
"I'm just Longing out reaaaally hard right now"
by dontpanicKEEPCLAM March 8, 2012
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long cow

Our Lord and Savior. Long Cow was the one who created the universe and everything on it. The most accurate representation of Long Cow is shown in one of William Henry Davis' paintings called 'prize cow'. The painting depicts Long Cow in the form he was at when he achieved moksha. This form was known as the 'true form' by his worshippers. The four gods under him; Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Polish Toilet and Sans are the ones who preached the religion all across the planet earth. Recently however, Long Cow has disappeared. It is theorized that the reason for his disappearance is because of his disappointment in humanity after watching a music video by dream called 'Mask'. Long Cow is often confused for Polish cow. In reality, Polish Cow is Long Cow's alternate form.
Person A: Oh great Long Cow Sama, please forgive me for my sins. Amen.
Long Cow: ok.
by Euro-kun July 28, 2021
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Long Lake

Long Lake is an 11 mile long lake in the heart of Maine's Lakes Region. Superior to neighboring Sebago Lake for its causeway and lots of options for Entertainment and food at both ends of the lake. Best lake in all of Maine, home to the Songo River Queen II Paddle Boat. Fuck you Sebago
Guy 1: ya I went to long lake this weekend it's fucking dope

Guy 2: I stayed at that shithole Point Sebago, and I didn't do shit and there were rich people everywhere
by NokomisNorth June 1, 2017
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The Long Clown

It's the long term clowning of ones self. The lifetime clowning that's so slow and devious that you don't see it coming.
One morning Yahoo Serious got out of bed, made coffee, read the paper, and went into the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he looked in the mirror, he realized for the first time that he had been on the Long Clown.
by SeanDingo June 20, 2008
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How Long

How Long The cook in a cheap Chinese restaurant. When you hear the waitress yell How Long she's not concerned with when you get your food, she's on the cook's ass to get it moving so she can have her smoke break. How Long
Hey; How Long, get your little chink ass movin', gimmie that kung pow chicken for these assholes at table three. It's time for my smoke break.
by Isack Sack January 8, 2009
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