Shoulder Junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Phil's balls are all over Mikey's chest, that's one hell of a shoulder junk.

by Ray Albright August 27, 2007

Junk Drink

A junk drink is when you go to a resturaunt and you get all the sodas and drinks there are in one drink.

Jenna; I want a good drink....But something crazy.
Brandon; Get a Junk Drink

Jenna; Yesss !

by hallierose98 May 2, 2012

Crunk Junk

Crunk Junk is a phrase used to describe the things (drugs, alcohol) that get you crunk (messed up).

JOHNNY: Hey home boy what kinda crunk junk you got tonight?
TJ: Shit, I got some weed and i got a couple of 40's.
JOHNNY: Helll yaaa!!

by Johnny S. October 30, 2005

junk in the trunk

Gay slang for depositing semen in someone's ass during unprotected (bareback) sex.

Dude! I was in the sling at Ft. Troff and this really hot guy was pounding! When he finished, he left his junk in the trunk, and there was a puddle on the floor!

by Markus Dastardly June 24, 2006

sweet junk

an expression used to acknowledge the value seen in something...The sweet trumps the junk. Its an oxymoron, that makes people say "wha!?"
cool tight sick

statement "I just got these new kicks!"

reply: "sweet junk!

by kraffty August 14, 2011

Junk Function

An all around general term for the functioning of ones junk,

for example going to the bathroom.

hey what are you doing, what? Oh! I am am having a junk function!

eww! whats that smell?.... Oh that.... Smells like a junk function...

Watch your step, a dog had a junk function there

by Coldsurvival July 4, 2011

Junk phone

When you see a person in the bathroom with their phone out. Since the phone will be touched by the hands that will have touched your junk before hands can be washed. Be sure to hand that phone off to your friend after the bathroom so they can laugh at the video too.

Dude, I saw you in the bathroom with your phone out. I don't want to touch your junk phone!

by Mavrick1903 January 11, 2016