hairy curtain

He act of having sex though a beard.

Either the males if it is long enough to have sec through. Or you have a third party dangle the beard in between while the act is commenced

Friend - how was the love making last night ?

Girl - we tried the hairy curtain, but his friend curt kept staring at my beave

by Hosstich July 20, 2017

Hairy TicTac

When someone is seen which a head shaped like a TicTic and are seen with a load of hair plus facial hair such as a beard etc....

-“Hey!, Have you seen Dave recently?”

-“No, why?”
-“ Haha!, he looks like a right hairy TicTac, would hate to be him...”

by Cammy.kerr441 July 11, 2019

hairy walrus

Is a hairy vagina

dammmmmmnnn she got a hairy walrus

by potatototo123 April 6, 2017

hairy pistachio

When you eating a female out and you discover the patch of pubic hair she missed when she shaved her pussy

I was face to face with her hairy pistachio.

by acockyone May 8, 2020

Hairy Pancake

A small YouTuber that uploads YouTube content. Generally plays games, and couldn't find out what his YouTube name should be.

Hairy pancake is the best youtuber.

by Bloobyman January 8, 2017

hairy sabrett

The rolls on the back of your neck when u look up, if u haven't had a haircut in a while it becomes a "hairy" sabrett

Look at that hairy sabrett on him.

by Knowing of all December 23, 2017

Hairy Potato

Hairy Potato, also known otherwise as HP, is currently Selena Gomez's boyfriend. He plays Ernie in the classic, Sesame Street. However, he does not love Selena Gomez as he is the big gay. Usually, before he goes to sleep at night, Hairy Potato slicks his hair back with some coochie cleaner. He is friends with Nick Jonas, Tracer, Winston, and Widowmaker.

"Hairy Potato is fat, stupid, and a horse girl!"

by Thiccy Niccy's Friend December 6, 2018