derek qian

one of the 2N's of all time.

derek qian speed reads like a narwhal.

by popcornbaba October 28, 2022

Derek Qian

One of the 2N's of all time

Derek Qian dropped condo in the block and read the wrong cp text.

by belarmmm November 3, 2022

Derek

Sexiest man alive to date

Derek is so hot-mason

by s\pensi November 13, 2022

the derek effect

every little thing this man does you will be in love with him and he will be in your mind 24/7. he is crazily funny and so obsessive!

boy: “omg he bought me food he’s so charming”

girl: “you got the derek effect”

by monkeyballz825 November 14, 2022

Derek Kim

Derek Kim is the absolute best boyfriend anyone could ask for. He’s very sweet, funny, caring, has prestige rizz, but occasionally gets on your nerves. Everyone needs a Derek Kim in their life but NOT this one cuz he’s MINE! 👩 ❤️ 💋 👨🙏

Chungus: omg is that Derek Kim?! He’s lookin mad fine today

Her friends: omg I agree!!!!!! Hes mad sexy…too bad he likes Chungus!! 😍‼️

by AliceChungus November 22, 2022

Derek Kim

Derek Kim is the absolute best boyfriend anyone could ask for. He’s very sweet, funny, caring, has prestige rizz, but occasionally gets on your nerves. Everyone needs a Derek Kim in their life but NOT this one cuz he’s MINE! 👩 ❤️ 💋 👨🙏

Chungus: omg is that Derek Kim?! He’s lookin mad fine today

Her friends: omg I agree!!!!!! Hes mad sexy…too bad he likes Chungus!! 😍‼️

by AliceChungus November 22, 2022

Derek

Derek is a sweet caring intellectual gorgeous baby who has time for everyone's problems. He is very divine and has a thing for Aphrodite. The Gods think highly of him and as it were highly of his moral integrity. He is a one of a kind Man of God and seeks the truth. A boy who can sniff out lies and untruth, he will go Gangnam style on you in a minute. His Correct Cross is God approved and ready for life altering moments of victory. This boy is Michael Jordan and is a by God Always Was. His magic is a nonmagical non starter for he uses correction. This boy in space will let you keep his car and he will never forget the first time you kiss. He is Garden Savvy and the only drugs he takes comes from a pharmacy. (Usually) his family is under a curse but this boy eats that shit for breakfast. Go Go Derek. Keep the throne.

Don't fuck with Derek! Derek sees Red and prefers correction. Derek says Jesus is such a beautiful name! Derek will treat Aphrodite like a God should be, ( you know if she were a girl).

by Derek and Aphrodite September 15, 2022