rug

bruh but your bald so its brug but tbh ngl smh its rug

bald man: (big words)
you;: rug tbh ngl smh

by The real Tsu October 12, 2020

Faze Rugging

lying or capping.

Guy1. Yo bro i just got a girlfriend
Guy2: Nahh bro you faze rugging me!

by IPlayBloxFruits_12 September 14, 2023

Rug Sack

A particularly furry ballbag on a man, who sometimes uses it to scrub various items around the kitchen. Much like steel wool.

Hey did you see what Glen’s rug sack did to Katrina’s forehead from her full on felating him?

by The Canadian Goose December 28, 2020

Rugged

The feeling I get while holding HOSKY a low-quality s#!t coin doggo meme
token, exclusively on the Cardano Ecosystem that’s worth $0.

I once traded 1,000,000,000 HOSKY for a slice of Hawaiian Pizza. The pizzaiolo said he felt liked he was rugged.

by Pizzaiolo Hawaiian July 5, 2022

Dutch on a rug

When you are eating a girl out and she farts.

Last night I was in bed with a girl and smelt something and I think she was going Dutch on a rug.

by Christianlikesrimjobs April 27, 2016

stiff rug

When a young perv jacks his wank and shoots it on the floor in an area with carpet. Also know as SRS or "Stiff Rug Syndrome"

I heard Jeremy has Stiff rug all over his bedroom....

by WinksMcgee June 27, 2016

Rug

A person who likes to wait around for sex, when you get dropped they swoop in and put out their welcome mat.

"Oh man I just got dropped by my girlfriend"
"Aww to bad bro, oh wait a rug is coming to steal her"
"Oh man bro"
"I know rugs suck"

by Ilovesweetkiwi April 6, 2017