mckinney, texas

mac town = mckinney texas

man, did you hear mac town is the fastest growing city in the nation even though they continue to be #1 for High magazine?

by vera! February 22, 2005

texas penny

one hundred American dollars

Moe: I bet you a hundred dollars I can beat you at arm wrestling
Texan: A Texas penny it is

by lance... April 25, 2008

texas drought

refers to something or someone hot. this term comes from the song "The bad Touch"

damn that girl's a texas drought!

by ShellBert May 13, 2005

Buttrape, Texas

A small town in Texas where it's illegal to ask the name of the town, and all crimes carry the same penalty: butt rape. Buttrape, Texas is a supernatural place that spawns only at night and draws in unwary travelers who are lost in the back-country roads of Texas.

1) Lost Traveler: "Excuse me, sir. I'm lost. Can you tell me the name of this town so I can find it on the map?

Resident: "Son, yer in Buttrape, Texas."

2) Person 1: Wow looks at all those rundown shacks by the side of the road, and what the hell is that karaoke bar doing in the middle of nowhere?"

Person 2: "Oh God! We're in Buttrape, Texas!

by OctopusJones January 8, 2011

texas terminator

When you put a fist in the butt and one in the vag.

Man i gave that airman the ultimate texas terminator

by Kaysee Thompson June 23, 2006

texas torcher

The act of lighting a significant other's skin on fire with a blowtorch and engaging in sexual intercourse while burning up

Dude, I was sitting by the campfire next to my babe...and seeing her and the fire so close to each other made me really antsy for a texas torcher.

by jdog9131 December 8, 2019

Plainview Texas

A town where there are about three trees and is super boring and plain. All the people that stay here do not plan on leaving because this is a dead end town. Most females biggest achievement is becoming a teen mom, and a lot of them get around more than the flu.

That girl Kassandra is definitely from Plainview, Texas.

Plainview,Texas is a slutty town.

Before you meet a girl make sure she isn’t from Plainview Texas.

by Blaze4000 May 2, 2018