texas shocker

2 in the pink 1 in the stink!

I'm gonna use you like a bowling ball and give you a texas shocker.

by stinkypinky86 July 4, 2009

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mckinney, texas

mac town = mckinney texas

man, did you hear mac town is the fastest growing city in the nation even though they continue to be #1 for High magazine?

by vera! February 22, 2005

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texas penny

one hundred American dollars

Moe: I bet you a hundred dollars I can beat you at arm wrestling
Texan: A Texas penny it is

by lance... April 25, 2008

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texas drought

refers to something or someone hot. this term comes from the song "The bad Touch"

damn that girl's a texas drought!

by ShellBert May 13, 2005

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A small town in Texas where it's illegal to ask the name of the town, and all crimes carry the same penalty: butt rape. Buttrape, Texas is a supernatural place that spawns only at night and draws in unwary travelers who are lost in the back-country roads of Texas.

1) Lost Traveler: "Excuse me, sir. I'm lost. Can you tell me the name of this town so I can find it on the map?

Resident: "Son, yer in Buttrape, Texas."

2) Person 1: Wow looks at all those rundown shacks by the side of the road, and what the hell is that karaoke bar doing in the middle of nowhere?"

Person 2: "Oh God! We're in Buttrape, Texas!

by OctopusJones January 8, 2011

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