Teasia 

The prettiest bitch alive

Teasia it's a lot of boyfriends and is the prettiest bitch alive

Teasia by mattie dotson December 2, 2016

Teasing 

A. An expressing manner showing that the person is not fully/completely serious about what they are either saying or doing.

B.To tease is Laughing at one or making a joke about them in a way to embarrass, annoy, or upset them. (CAN BE nicely OR offensively)

C. Refering someone as a tease, you are saying that they like to laugh at people who make jokes about them.
D. To make fun of someone in either an annoying way or a playful way...

Teasing her'With a nice smiley grin he teased her about how she always wore bright red lipstick...

Teasing by Notzer December 30, 2017

Teaked 

The act of only having a little weed but not being high yet. The same as being buzzed from alcohol.

Bro, I've only had one and a half bowls so I'm teaked.

Teaked by hippster_patrol August 26, 2011

teaser beejer 

Just the tip, just a little bit, in the mouth, somewhere south. The art of fellatio with out bringing the man to climax.

Justin from Team America was very frusturated when Heavy H from the Blue team gave him a teaser beejer in the bathroom at the bar after kickball on Sunday.

teaser beejer by Better the Wetter December 15, 2008

package teaser 

When a man hits himself or is hit in the testicles but only suffers slight pain or injury as a result.

Nick: OMG! I just hit myself in the nuts!

Lucky: Ouch! Are you ok?

Nick: Yeah! It was just a package teaser!

package teaser by xxxSandmanxxx June 23, 2011

taking a taser to a bomb site 

Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.

Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security

Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.

taking a taser to a bomb site by the comand'r February 23, 2018

cock teaser 

A female who gives a male friend the impression that she likes him, when all she's really doing is playing with his mind.

The cock teaser sexed the man up.

cock teaser by You KNOW it! May 18, 2004