Marine Tampon

When kicking in a door and kill everyone and everything then come out bloody and none of it is yours
I'm going in like a Marine Tampon. All geared up and coming out bloody but none of it is mine…
by Crazycox April 21, 2022
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slightly used tampon

a guy who fucked a girl on her period
by assssshole January 22, 2018
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used tampon

any, all, and every dangerous, used penises that was previously inserted into anyone else
"Girl! I had no idea he was a used tampon. We met last night but I wouldn't have thought that he ever did that before!"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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Tampon

A long string that people use to ‘block up blood from internal bleeding so it doesn’t look like they have pissed there selves and guess what lads they only come for girls this is because the world is sexist and should be fine for a man to use a tampon in his ass :)
Dam girl I’m a man and I want to use a tampon
by Saminman October 21, 2018
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Steel tampon

Hoe 1: I rather wear a Steel tampon than go out with Jerome, his dick is small.
by Up The Shut Fuck You Will March 19, 2019
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Temper Tampon

A meltdown at a store or service that can't provide the item or service needed.
A temper tantrum that can be confused with an angry menstrual cycle.
Bitch at the hardware store didn't have my washer gasket! I went full blown Temper Tampon!
by AlabamaRoy June 12, 2022
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Tampon

NRL pretender Kalyn Ponga, in for 1 week out for 3 weeks.
Tampon, alternatively know as a million dollar a year athlete Kalyn Ponga, in for 1 week out for 3.
by Knoughtspoon April 01, 2022
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