Tampon

It’s tony lopez but with his pink hair. He looks old and used, and he probably thinks the 5 year olds are gonna come running to him.

Spit on it 😏

“Hey do you have a tampon?”
“No, I don’t want Tony Lopez inside of me”
“Bitch what-“

by grifeettoes October 16, 2020

used tampon

any penis that has been inserted into any vagina, anus, hand, or mouth that gets an erection to be inserted into another different vagina, anus, hand, or mouth

Woman: "This used tampon tried to hit on me the other day."

Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"

Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."

Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Tampon

Another way to pronounce Jack Lang.

Have you seen tampon today? I heard he took it up the ass the other night.

by Cheeseman69123 June 8, 2023

Black Market Tampon

Don’t trust a Black Market tampon, for they may have used fiberglass instead of cotton.

Ms, smith: Man this black market tampon I bought sucks.
Me: dumbass.

by Jxckson April 1, 2022

tampon tip

When a woman in the service industry is unusually hostile to you for no reason.

Man, what the hell did we do to get this type of crappy service from her? I don't know, do you think we should give her a tip? Yeah, a tampon tip.

by Anne E. Moore July 5, 2007

Tampon Tim

The most freakish VP candidate in US history.

Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?

Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.

Everyone: Be more honest.

Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.

by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024

used tampon

the happiness (a penis) that is so hard to find

"Where did I put my used tampon?"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022