taco salad mad

The ultimate level of a woman being pissed off, too the point of being psychotically crazy. Happens when a certain hamburger chain runs out of chili for the taco salad and all they wanted was a taco salad. People have been killed for this reason

Z: "Dude, was she pissed?"
N: "Yeah, mad . . . "
Z: "How mad? taco salad mad?
N: "Yeah, she was taco salad mad?

taco salad mad by PantsWrangler June 7, 2007

tacodilla 

half taco half quesadilla

that was an AMAZING tacodilla!

tacodilla by Eric.... June 24, 2008

Taco Monday 

Used ironically to describe an urgent situation or important occasion.

It's Taco Monday officer, I wouldn't drive & dial unless it was important. fiasco fire drill bomb threat 911 emergency

Taco Monday by That_one_girl__ September 3, 2009

Tainted taco

Results of a female wiping back to front.

Suzie sure has alot of yeast infections. She probaly has a tainted taco from wiping her ass the wrong way.

Tainted taco by carlspumpkin June 17, 2009

Grand Theft Taco 

Ones act of stealing a taco from the pile of Taco Bell on the Table at a College party . and this is done with out anyone knowing.

But to be done correctly this taker of the taco must post on Facebook after the deed was done. " GRAND THEFT Taco"

" DUDE I JUST GRAND THEFT TACO THAT TABLE AT THIS DOPE PARTY"

"POSTED ON FB " -GRAND THEFT TACO-

Grand Theft Taco by MR. RAGE MF February 28, 2011

Ringing the taco bell 

Schlicking, or flicking the bean. Female masturbation.

Naomi Watts painful attempts at ringing the taco bell in "Mulholland Drive" is disturbing to all but the most sadistic individuals.

Ringing the taco bell by Gajillion September 6, 2011

taco cheese 

same as "Yeast Infection"

What's a matter honey, too much cheese on the taco.

taco cheese by spankme March 17, 2003