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Sin Tube

Damn! I can’t believe how big his sin tube was!
by SassyPants0525 May 29, 2018
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Juice Tube

When ure penis is going to explode with cum.
Skylier got a massive "Juice Tube" to the face!
by PenisExplosion777 January 16, 2012
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Tube Moob

Droopy man boobs that, when packed into a too-tight shirt, create a uniboob across a guy's chest.
"That dude should NOT wear Under Armour shirts! It's SO tight it makes his moobs look like a Tube Moob!"
"Check out Home Boy's Tubey Moob - it looks like a uniboob sausage across his chest!"
by cool-chick-a-rama June 13, 2013
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Feeding tube

He is living off of a feeding tube.
Hym “Totally incapable supporting his self. Hasn’t done a goddamn thing in his worthless fucking life. He’s practically hooked up to a feeding tube. There is not a single worthwhile thing about that piece of shit. But he’s one of the chosen. And no the marginalized only get a voice if the women consent to it. You’re just as much of a piece of shit as he is.”
by Hym Iam September 28, 2022
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Squishy Tubes

Fenders that you use for protecting the side of the boat when docked or docking.
John is going to give Eric a tutorial on how to use his squishy tubes during a romantic night boat ride.
by Byefelicia11 June 8, 2018
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Mob Tube

Mob Tube is a place where overweight, over 40, small penis having men, and overweight old angry no dick getting women all convene together to yell and scream about who hurt who's fee fees the worst. Most spend their nights doing marathon live streams and bitch and moan about who's fee fees were hurt worst.
Hey I was watching mob Tube and seen old men yelling at old ladies.
by Brutally Brittany July 9, 2023
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Sloppy tube

It is when you are lickin the toes. Grab some toothpaste, and smear it all over ur penis. You than, insert said penis into mouth, and brush her teeth. With your penis. This, this is the sloppy tube. BumBUMBUMMMM
I no longer need to go to the dentist, cause I've been exposed to the art of Sloppy Tube
Thats so hawt I want to try that with MY uncle.
by greeneggsnshmeegle March 14, 2018
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