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Get the Toft mug.pronunciation: {TOE-fog} noun, verb, adj. -tofogged, -tofogging, -tofogily, -tofoggalicious. (also known as: 'the Meg Ryan' or 'the Russell Crowe')
-noun
1. a gloomy state of mind, especially when habitual, prolonged, or drunk; severe depression.
2. drunken thoughtfulness; pensiveness; feeling generally shitty.
-adjective
3. affected with, characterized by, or showing melancholy; mournful; depressed: a tofog kind of day.
-verb
4. usually expressed by sitting in a corner, masturbating whist crying, drinking smirnoff ice malt beverages and eating whole pints of ice cream, pouting, or watching more than one Meg Ryan movie in a row: known as tofogging.
synonyms: abject, atrabilious, black, bleak, blue, broody, bummed out*, cast down, cheerless, clouded, crestfallen, dampened, dashed, despondent, disconsolate, discouraged, disheartened, dismal, dispirited, doleful, down, downcast, downhearted, dragged, drooping, droopy, gloomy, glum, heavyhearted, hurting*, low, low-spirited, melancholy, miserable, moody, mopey*, mopish*, morose, sad, sagging, shot down*, spiritless, woebegone, wretched.
source: TOFOG (acronym for 'Thirty Odd Foot of Grunts', or 'The Ordinary Fear of God') is a butt-rock musical group started by the famed actor, Russell Crowe. Their music is generally considered so bad, so depressing, and so wrong, that it is widely believed to be the source of many suicides (if the audio on the videotape from 'The Ring' is enhanced, TOFOG's song 'Inside Your Eyes' can be clearly heard). Listening to any number of TOFOG's songs can cause testicular cancer.
-noun
1. a gloomy state of mind, especially when habitual, prolonged, or drunk; severe depression.
2. drunken thoughtfulness; pensiveness; feeling generally shitty.
-adjective
3. affected with, characterized by, or showing melancholy; mournful; depressed: a tofog kind of day.
-verb
4. usually expressed by sitting in a corner, masturbating whist crying, drinking smirnoff ice malt beverages and eating whole pints of ice cream, pouting, or watching more than one Meg Ryan movie in a row: known as tofogging.
synonyms: abject, atrabilious, black, bleak, blue, broody, bummed out*, cast down, cheerless, clouded, crestfallen, dampened, dashed, despondent, disconsolate, discouraged, disheartened, dismal, dispirited, doleful, down, downcast, downhearted, dragged, drooping, droopy, gloomy, glum, heavyhearted, hurting*, low, low-spirited, melancholy, miserable, moody, mopey*, mopish*, morose, sad, sagging, shot down*, spiritless, woebegone, wretched.
source: TOFOG (acronym for 'Thirty Odd Foot of Grunts', or 'The Ordinary Fear of God') is a butt-rock musical group started by the famed actor, Russell Crowe. Their music is generally considered so bad, so depressing, and so wrong, that it is widely believed to be the source of many suicides (if the audio on the videotape from 'The Ring' is enhanced, TOFOG's song 'Inside Your Eyes' can be clearly heard). Listening to any number of TOFOG's songs can cause testicular cancer.
"Suzie just left, me, man... It's going to be a tofog kind of day. I just rented 'City of Angels' and 'You've Got Mail', and bought a 12 pack of Smirnoff Ice. Ugh"
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