Drive-by Toaster Strudel

Driving past a pedestrian and ejaculating on them from inside your car. Usually as a form of revenge.

"Yo I just gave that bitch Karen a drive-by toaster strudel!"

by Loaft June 09, 2018

Toaster Horror

A type of genre for horror games that refers to when you know a game will have a cheesy jumpscare, but you don't know when.

"This is such a toaster horror game, its been almost 10 minutes without a jumpscare."

by MrMeme_Machine December 28, 2024

Toaster

The Sound of a screeching laugh that only retards can sense

Dude justin you sound like a toaster

by Jordzyyy March 20, 2021

toaster

a way to refer to someone who is absolutely toasted (high)

don't touch my szechuan sauce you old toaster !

by deskglobe April 06, 2022

Ur Aunt issa Toaster

The best roast of all you can ever use if somebody tells you "ur grandpap a trap"
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this

1:ur mom gay

2:well ur dad lesbian

1:no u

2:well ur granny tranny

1:but ur grandpap a trap

2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*

by DehKukadoolKiide April 07, 2018

computer toaster

A creation of mass destruction

Have you seen my COMPUTER TOASTER.

by Grandma finally came and now I February 10, 2017

French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.

The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.

by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020