thickie thelma

a grandma who can get it

rick: “the witches in hotel trannsylvania 3 are total thickie thelmas”
john: “what the hell is wrong with you

by confused whale February 25, 2019

Perfect Thickness

If you are an obese man, this is the size of woman you are most sexually attracted to.

Perfect thickness falls in the range of approximately 40 to 60 percent of the individual's body weight.

Look at that herd walking out of Weight Watchers...that's perfect thickness.

by bfuggly379 January 13, 2009

halftime thickie

a girl who is thick but is also chubby; or a girl who is only thick in one area

yo did you see jessica

ya man! she was a halftime thickie!

by seasonal clout May 7, 2018

sick thick's

when you want to compliment/talk about ones especially thick thighs, but also be cool about it.

“good golly, look at the new girls legs”
“yeah, she’s got some sick thick's that’s for sure.”

by ashnesquik June 12, 2020

Booty thick

Meaning a person has a lotta booty.
It's used in most situations where you are suprised someone has a big butt

Damn girl you booty thick.
Those pants make you booty thick.

by Datbihh August 16, 2020

Break Yo Dick Thick

When the ass is so big and you are afraid to get under it.

Can be abbreviated, “BYDT”

Person 1: “Dude check out that ass!”

Person 2: “Bruh that shit is Break Yo Dick Thick!”

by newtons_laws August 15, 2022

thick ass nigga brownies

A mass produced brownie that claims to be "thick as a nigga" typically made with 60% cacao, the brownies are typically very thick and tasty. Their ad campaign, makes typical 'nigger jokes' such as "thick as a nigga...and half as stupid".

Dude, I ate some thick ass nigga brownies today, they were awesome!

"Thick as a nigga, and pays rent!"

by brownieman December 1, 2009