Morning Wood

When you wake up when your penis is erect

I have a morning wood

by Name69, November 23, 2020

cold morning

when you wake up your partner by dumping ice on her, then proceed to jizz on her or shit on her feet.

it was august, but for my bitch it was still a cold morning.

by cJBL2 November 30, 2010

shitty morning

the process of shitting with out wiping then bending over on top of one of your friends while their sleeping, then punching them in the stomach which makes their head spring into your unwiped asshole.

makai: i just gave jack a shitty morning

jack:FUCK!!!!

by bitchass111 May 7, 2010

Perfetti morning

A term in central/southern Illinois to describe waking up from a black out drunk night in a unbelievable situation. The term coming from Perfetti meaning perfect in Italian.

Me: I had one hell of a Perfetti morning.

You: what happened?
Me: I woke up at a different college covered in crap

by YetiP July 13, 2011

morning mayo

When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired or lazy to go clean up after anal sex.

Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..

by an experienced user December 22, 2015

Morning Aim

When guys cant aim straight to pee in the mornings because of a boner or blurred vision

1. Now I have to clean up all this piss, fuck my morning aim

2. Jeff- Morning aims are the worst,

Kyle- for real bro, piss getting all over ma toilet and floor

by kid punk January 26, 2014

morning music

The expelling of gas first thing when you wake .

Him " Hon, good morning"
Her, " Well, you're up, whats' the tune this morning?"
Him, "What do you mean?"
Her, "Well, that morning musicyou never fail to greet me with each new day!"
Him, "I can't help it if I have loud gas!"

by People Watcher December 12, 2009