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Sponge Theory

Spongebob’s sponge theory is a theory which we absorb ideas like a sponge, and where some slip through the holes and others are squeezed out of us in every day life, like a sponge.
Barthes semiotic analysis theory ain’t got shit on spongebobs sponge theory
by trappergirl6o May 15, 2023
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The Rohan Theory

The Rohan Theory is something that has been growing on this website for a time unprecedented. When it comes to searching Rohan on the Urban dictionary, the result will only one of two things, people who hate Rohans, or people who have a crush on them. mostly the latter.

Are some people jealous of what it means to be a true Rohan? or are there truly some dastardly Rohans out there. I can't say I know as I've never met a bad Rohan.

Any proof of a "dastardly Rohan" is to be provided to your local county sheriff for further insight into the phenomenon, For one bad Rohan can taint the reputation of all Rohans.
Subject 1: I've dedicated the last 3 years of my life exploring and studying The Rohan Theory to find out once and for all why there is no middle ground when they are addressed.

Subject 2: Middle ground?

Subject 1: People either love Rohans, or hate them, there's never an in-between, its positively Baffling.

Subject 2: What's Baffling is your inability to pull bitches, get a life, bro.
by swag be my balls January 2, 2023
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Tele’s theory

When something has enough curviness and or human female characteristics, it tricks the male brain into being willing to have sex with it.
Friend 1: “Hey man look at the curves on that rock, that’s child bearing hips of I’ve ever seen any”
Friend 2: “I know right? It’s a classic case of Tele’s theory”
by RatKing130 August 8, 2023
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pigtail theory

Pigtail theory when a girl wears her hair in pigtails while going to work, these women usually make more money because they look like children.
Guy:Yo those pigtails are hot as fuck she looks so young I should tip her more money.
Girl: wow I guess the pigtail theory worked
by UrgentUrge August 27, 2023
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BecLee Theory

When two opposite genders have anal sexual intercourse, the male becomes the shit whereas the woman becomes the asshole
Male 1 "Have you heard about the BecLee theory?"

Male 2 "Yeah, it's about shit and asshole right?"

Male 2 "Pretty interesting theory"
by Prof. BecLee December 6, 2020
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Extraphysical Theory

Extraphysical theory is a term used to refer to extraphysical mechanics and its branches inside physics as a whole, extraphysical theory is mainly used by physicists to refer to extraphysical mechanics as a theory, similar to string theory. Since extraphysical theory and string theory are really similar to each other, even some physicists even consider extraphysical theory is a fundamental theory for string theory such as quantum theory is a fundamental theory for classical physics.
Physicist 1: I am developing a good article on extraphysical theory and proof extraphysical theory by mathematics and apply it on computing and technology.
Physicist 2: Good job! You should also develop an article telling how extraphysical theory and string theory complement complement each other and even help each other.
Physicist 1: Good idea, I am going to do the same too, and even see if quantum mechanics can also complement string theory and extraphysical theory.
by Full Monteirism December 17, 2020
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DADDY'S THEORY

In conclusion daddy's theory reject the idea that anyone other than niggas named Jordan are daddy
"Jordan is a total daddy"
Well thats Daddy's Theory for you
by Jord Jr. November 20, 2020
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