Turtleneck handshake

A turtleneck handshake is giving a hand job to an uncircumcised penis.

What kind of turtleneck handshake do I have to give to figure those Apple remote?

by Daskobold March 21, 2021

Wookiee Handshake

The act of two women, both with furry twats, scissoring and grinding their nether regions together in a display that resembles two Wookiee hands engaged in a friendly greeting. A more skillful version of the Wookiee handshake also exists. If the two women insert a double-ended dildo between them, and can achieve the same frenzied muff mashing while not exposing even a fraction of an inch of the dildo to potential onlookers, then this next-level Wookiee handshake has been achieved.

I'd harbored a certain nostalgia for hairy pussies from a young age. But it wasn't until I saw the Wookiee handshake in action, while simultaneously imagining the grunts and chortles of that beloved species who hailed from the planet Kashyyyk, that I could truly appreciate them.

by Arthur B. May 27, 2018

A Salty Handshake

A name for a uncomfortable public handjob given by a gay man to a straight man.

You Boys Want To Go Into The Hall And Have A Salty Handshake?

by PiggieFatNose January 29, 2019

handshake orgy

A group of hands coming together to shake each other off

Daniel, Ford, and I just had this awesome handshake orgy. It felt amazing!

by handshake orgy man March 15, 2014

Addis Handshake

Similiar to the Nairobi Handshake. But involves full contact.

The girls at the bar were greeting customers with Addis Handshake...so they were reluctant to leave.

by AddisF August 19, 2013

Vietnamese Handshake

while shaking someone's hand, proceeding to stick your thumb in your butt and yell out in a German accent "Thummin Mine Asshole"

Example:

Friend 1: I met my girlfriend's parents yesterday

friend 2: how did that go?

friend 1: good. we did a vietnamese handshake.

friend 2: what's that?

Friend 1: we all stuck our thumbs in our asses when we shook hands and yelled out "thummin mine asshole" in a German accent.

There is nothing quite like sticking your thumb in your ass while shaking somebody's hand.

by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010

golden handshake

The act of urinating on one's own hand then vigorously shaking the hand of another

Wow, Bill was pleased with himself after he gave his boss a golden handshake for stealing his idea.

by feeling froggy?? February 3, 2006