The act of quickly moving your fingers down towards the female reproductive organ, like a quick scoop with your index and middle finger, and then proceed to sniff your fingers.
by Big Dick B June 14, 2013
When a source is identified as having been among the first to acknowledge a phenomenon; or, when journalists write flattering articles about no-bodies in the hope of their future success.
He was the first comedian to make a joke about Obama on Comedy Central - what a retro-scoop.
I just made this Republican sound like the best thing since sliced bread - who knows, maybe I'll get a retro-scoop if one day he becomes president.
I just made this Republican sound like the best thing since sliced bread - who knows, maybe I'll get a retro-scoop if one day he becomes president.
by Socoa January 31, 2009
by Free v-bucks May 01, 2018
A way in which someone can smoke el Mary Jane thou must clear his or hers “bucket” or they will be declared as a chicken
by Dyldo1872 November 09, 2020
by Hal Squirt October 22, 2020
The art of fishing ones own turd out of the bath whilst occupying it, then gently placing it in the toilet.
Ah ya know me Terry, didn't have time to take a shit then have a bath so I just shat in the bath and gave it the old Lancaster Scoop.
by Spartan2020 November 22, 2020
by YouKnowULykIt March 30, 2019