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If The Glow In The Dark Bape Hoodie Owner Wants An Iron Then I Will Drop It Off At The Location Where I Retrieved It
If The Glow In The Dark Bape Hoodie Owner Wants An Iron Then I Will Drop It Off At The Location Where I Retrieved It
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
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Reyes hoodie

Faded washed hoodie typically comes in black, dark grey, olive green, and coyote brown/ dunkel braun colors.

Reyes hoodie is very edgy in design “edgy as fuck” as Reyes himself would say. It contains graphic images of human bones such as skulls, and middle fingers. Other notable prints are wings, crosses, tombstones, demons and inappropriate words like “FUCK YOU NIGGA” & “FUCK SLAVEMASTER”. These prints are so edgy and scary that even the devil himself trembles in fear.

Often worn by edgy teenagers who come home high fight with their dad on a random Taco Tuesday.

Reyes hoodies are is not just regular drip its a lifestyle and looks good on your IG profile. It attracts the el puzz (el peso huzz). However it’s a double edged sword because the sheer amount of dark power held in the Reyes hoodie corrupts every girl’s heart leading to a never ending cycle of unhappiness and swing shifts.
Example 1
Josh: Yo is this hoodie from zoomies tuff asf or what?
Reyes: yea nigga this is that Reyes hoodie that’s gonna scare the IG huzz away.
Josh: I have to buy this then.

Example 2
Mr. JD: ey Reyes, it’s December, where’s your cold weather protective gear?
Reyes: Nigga please, shut the fuck up, I’m wearing this Reyes hoodie and this weather is nothing compared to the cold darkness inside me.

Example 2

Mr. QA: boy, why is your shitmobile meltmaxxing with all your shredded tires?!!!
ART: hey chatty, hop off my dick nigga. look at this Reyes hoodie I’m wearing. Shredded tires is part of the Reyes hoodies lifestyle because I’m so edgy
Mr. QA: you might get into a car accident but at least you got that Reyes hoodie on.
by Calf slicer August 13, 2025
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brown hoodie

When you lick a woman's clit while she's taking a number 2 on the toilet
I got my brown hoodie this weekend but now she wants me to get it every weekend
by Muffdiver41 August 4, 2018
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Hoodie Alzeimers

Usually affects golfers with English descent and those skilled in architecture.
“I was going to get a ticket next week. Well hoodie Alzeimers hit me again!”
by Eccspert March 22, 2024
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national give a girl your hoodie day

novembee 23: give hoodie:)
boy 1: do you know what day it is?
boy 2: yes it’s november 23?
boy 1: no not that it’s national give a girl your hoodie day
boy2: ohhh i will dw
by ching_ch0ng.ling.l0ng November 22, 2023
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Decoy Hoodie

A hoodie which is purchased or chosen specifically to be stolen by a girlfriend to protect hoodies which are are desired not to be stolen.

Decoy Hoodies are typically left behind at a girlfriend's place intentionally, or left in plain view with ample opportunity for the "theft"
Things are starting to get serious with Jess, so I bought and distressed a decoy hoodie for her to steal from me
by TheSlovenian March 16, 2025
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give a girl your hoodie day

on june 27th you have to give a girl who asks your hoodie
by hoodiegirl7546 June 26, 2022
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