Denial Closeted is a metaphor used to describe a lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender (LGBT) person who has not disclosed his or her sexual orientation to themselves. A person who is closeted about being in the closet with their own self.
"Denial Closet" Santana has relations with both sexes, but is only out and open with her relations with that of the opposite sex. Santana is in denial with herself that she is in the closet believing that it is only sex when actually it means so much more to her.
by NateBlank March 09, 2011
When your girlfriend is knee deep in housework and you ambush her while she's putting clothes away, get her all folded up in the corner of the closet like a cheap lawn chair & bang the daylights out of her. After, you pull one of her shirts off the hanger to wipe up with.
Stacie was super busy putting clothes away, when Eric totally snuck up on her & gave her a heavy dose of the ol' closet crunch.
by ms super funnier than eric November 15, 2011
I love lexis...closet
by lexis...closet October 30, 2021
by Camiashit May 22, 2021
"Did you steal the cheetos out of my goodie closet again?"
"I'm sorry, but it's my cheat day and I'm really hungry."
"I'm sorry, but it's my cheat day and I'm really hungry."
by Cookie_on_Joy August 13, 2020
A girl who dates a guy,who immedately after they break up becomes or tells everyone that he is actually gay.
by Mattiswhack69 March 25, 2011
An act that occurs in multiplayer games. Primarily the act is conducted in a a small confined area near a high traffic area. Those that implement closet warfare tend to be homosexual males that struggle acquiring kill points with out implementing closet warfare tactics. Besides display their crooked sexuality in game, these player also enjoy sucking big hairy balls in their spare time.
by Shockwave1972 April 07, 2011