tastes like jesus

Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.

*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."

*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"

by Someplace Dude August 21, 2016

Tasteful Rhombus

A nuanced sexual maneuver which involves the fetishizing of geometry and the left elbow of the body.

"After a few hours of making out we decided to try a Tasteful Rhombus. It was wild."

by dampsocks January 28, 2018

taste

taste is when you ship bughead

“Are you a barchie or a bughead?”
“I’m a bughead!”
“Oh my god you have taste!”

by Waterlilly95 November 19, 2020

Tasting The Rainbow

Performing oral sex on someone who has eaten so much skittles that they came literal rainbow coloured semen. Oh also it tasted like skittles.

I was tasting the rainbow last night!

by Man of French January 18, 2021

Tast

tast: is when you gotta test and you gotta finish fast because you spent half the class period starring at the wall

I had another tast incident in class today.

by Funtom404 January 28, 2021

tasted up

a phrase to convey a strong readiness to take an action

I'm tasted up for some 2 v 2 Rocket League tonight!

by TheRealRemus February 12, 2021

tastes like cyanide

something that you would not want to consume.

This burrito tastes like cyanide

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 26, 2021