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Shit-talk

The pinnacle of speech, the language of gods, a manner of speaking so complex that only true legends can understand. A language that doesn’t just consist of words but also relies on how it is said. The ability to make up a word from nothing and the recipient of this gospel still understands what it is. All shit-talk needs is a topic and nothing else.
Zeus: how is the ocean

Poseidon: there is an enigma of procrastination in the seas as I notice from my recent discoveries but it’s certainly doesn’t lack in potential(Shit-talk for “it’s all good”).

Zeus: glad to know it’s good
by Procrastimatrix March 8, 2018
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milch talk

Speaking in iambic pentameter with a steady stream of obscenity, ala HBO's "Deadwood."
Voice from the box-"Welcome to Macdonald's, can I take your order?"

Driver-"Would a motherfucker be so fuckin' blind
as undiscerning to discern
the motherfuckin' value of fuckin value meal partook?"

Voice- "That'll be $6.49, please drive around to the second window, and thank you for choosing Motherfuckin' Macdonald's, Milch talker."
by Pantaloon January 18, 2008
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kooky talk

"That's Kooky Talk" - Cosmo Kramer Seinfeld
by Cosmo Kramer May 30, 2006
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myspace talk

When you write as if your a spastic.
eg of myspace talk
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0mG gUyZ!%@$^ ToTzz cMn+ m@ n3w PiiCTuR3z!!!!!!!!!! y3WwwwwW illie mYsPacE!!!!!!!!!
by kasfrana January 8, 2009
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rp talk

RP talk is a shortened term of the words role-play talk in which one has to type his actions in the middle of two asterisks and/or other symbols - since they are just meant to differentiate, and his normal speech without any other symbols whatsoever.
Example:
rp talk
*gaia saw two of her friends and gestured for them to come she smiles* Good morning everyone

*kisses milady's lips and pulls her closer* sorry, i can no longer control myself *pins milady to a wall*
by imnogrammarnazi December 19, 2014
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Jacuzzi talk

When you go into the jacuzzi with all your homies and being real with them; talking about really private deep shit that you won't tell anyone else and connecting experiences that you've had
I went into the jacuzzi with Duke and learned about how he has a littel 2 incher with a mole on the tip, man that was some good jacuzzi talk.
by 2nd Hand Smoke November 23, 2015
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TED-talk voice

1) A self-important tone used by a TEDtard to explain something obvious or stupid.

2) A manner of interpersonal communication that sounds too practiced or polished, like public speech.

3) Any way of communicating that betrays the speaker's desperation for validation by an audience of people who self-identify as intellectuals.
1) John's TED-talk voice did little to compensate for his lifelong habit of unoriginal thought.

2) Weekly meetings would be less intolerable if Lundberg would quit using that TED-talk voice he must have learned in B school and instead show some humanity.

3) Martha's incessant TED-talk voice stood out like the one Australian accent in the room, only instead of charming it was obnoxious. Her desperation for peer validation was as pathetic as it was irritating to anyone within earshot.
by sheldon hoog November 30, 2017
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