This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?
Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."
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"I wouldn't say no to a drink"
by Arminkshipper March 9, 2025
Get the I wouldn't say no mug.That is not what I said. I didn't say anything about demons. This is what happens when schizophrenics try to describe their symptoms. Idiots like you misrepresent what they are saying and it's likely that their capacity for articulation isn't as great as mine and then they aren't able to convey to the mental health professionals and they are misdiagnosed as a result.
Hym "So, here is what I am guess happened... 'SOMEONE' STOLE one of my previous pseudonyms... And then they adopted the things I wrote as their own personal philosophy because they were (at some point) mistaken for me, lied to assuage the anger of the people who approached them, and were immediately rewarded for doing so, either with money or sex or status or all three. But they didn't understand what they were reading so the swapped the morality of the post. They conflated the vapid parts with the substantive parts. And then they conflated 'the way in which things could be considered the case' with what is actually the case.
Hym "So, here is what I am guess happened... 'SOMEONE' STOLE one of my previous pseudonyms... And then they adopted the things I wrote as their own personal philosophy because they were (at some point) mistaken for me, lied to assuage the anger of the people who approached them, and were immediately rewarded for doing so, either with money or sex or status or all three. But they didn't understand what they were reading so the swapped the morality of the post. They conflated the vapid parts with the substantive parts. And then they conflated 'the way in which things could be considered the case' with what is actually the case.
Now, they are in the midst of a desperate scrabble to try and keep their new stolen identity and WHAT THAT MEANS if the anti-theft protocol has been activated is that we are all going to die because you chose to listen to a retard instead of me. The only problem is, they have no actually capacity to steal my identity. So now... They are trying to convince my to let them share... And I am not ever going to do that. And you are all going to continue to die until you make this person stop doing that and NOT ONE SECOND BEFOREHAND. They lied about me. I'm not disabled or brain damaged or anything. They are doing what I said about Joe Rogan where they are trying to create a situation where they can have their cake and eat it too. But they are dumb. They aren't even a little intelligent. Not even a teenie, tiny bit. And people keep repeating the things they say about me but my response is always 'I didn't say that' or 'that's not what that means' and they don't understand the difference. Because they are dumb."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2025
Get the I didn't say that mug.Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
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Get the Lily (surname I won't say) mug.A phrase used by the YouTuber Kubz Scouts (Robert Jay Peréz), referring to the action of screaming like you never have ever before.
I'm about to scream a scrum that I haven't scrummed in a while because of how good these jumpscares are, I swear.
by ddeungiiz March 13, 2026
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