by Bananarama six thousand March 14, 2017
Get the vacuum my pork swordmug. Something Witty Entertainment's brilliant rewriting of Sword Art Online proper. It contains better pacing and characterization. The entirety of the player population are no longer absolute idiots, but just sort of idiots in comparison to most of the main cast. Best of all, it's absolutely hilarious.
"I just finished watching Sword Art Online, and now I feel robbed."
"Watch Sword Art Online Abridged. It'll make you feel a lot better."
"Watch Sword Art Online Abridged. It'll make you feel a lot better."
by TheFantasticalFace August 18, 2017
Get the Sword Art Online Abridgedmug. by dorkicorn November 23, 2013
Get the trading he-man swordsmug. by Someoneudontkno May 24, 2017
Get the inhale my pork swordmug. Mr. Dec's sword used in Halo 2 that is unable to kill anyone.
Further see other nerf weapons he has used.
Further see other nerf weapons he has used.
"Damnit i just hit you with my sword! WTF its a fucking nerf sword it cant kill shit and my friggin nerf greands dont do anything!"
by boo sloo whore and a half December 30, 2004
Get the Nerf Swordmug. "The pen is mightier than the sword" means a person can cause people to change their opinions(e.g., to fight a war)and on a large scale whereas a sword can only change a peron's opion by force and then often only results in the person's death.
The Founding Fathers of the United States of America considered the pen to be mightier than the sword, and therefore were able to gain the freedom of America by uniting the colonists.
by Kevin W. Cooley July 14, 2005
Get the the pen is mightier than the swordmug. 1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.
"Lord Xenu froze the aliens and dropped them into the Hawaiian volcano's because of the excessive shirt cock sword fighting!"
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."
by Snifner October 9, 2006
Get the shirt cock sword fightingmug.