Sweat Hog

An ugly female, who is sweaty, hairy, looks like she has been jogging behind a gritter and has a moustache. The only chance she has of getting sex is when the guys are too drunk to notice (10 pints+) or if she begs to appear free in a porno as the one who has to lick the cock as it is going in and out of the cunt.

"How could you tackle an inner-city sweat hog like that? She's disgusting."

by Intl Man of Mystery October 29, 2003

sweat jacket

A ridiculously unneeded term for a zip up sweatshirt, basically a hoodie to everyone on earth except 5 people who use the word sweat jacket.

Quiz:
What color is your favorite hoodie?
Maria: I dont own one!
Hayley: Yes you do, it is blue, you wear it almost everyday.
Maria: No, thats a sweat jacket, what are you talking about?
Hayley: NO, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???

by HayleyH November 10, 2007

sweater

sweater someone who sweats so much even when it cold.

sean was such a sweater today

by ya boi cian December 22, 2018

Pooh Sweat

A serious bowel movement that results in the pooper breaking out into sweat as the smell envolpes every pore of thier body.

Man, after lunch I had to run into the bathroom I broke out into a pooh sweat.

by Ole pooh man August 30, 2010

Pee Sweat

When one holds in their urine so long that one's body soaks it up, and it consequently emerges in the form as bodily sweat.

"I waited in the bathroom line for so long that I pee sweated all over my new sweater."

by Mrs. M. Nuckolls December 7, 2011

Ugly Sweater

When you are really excited to have sex with a guy for the first time. He's highly attractive and once you unwrap his package it is disappointing, like an ugly sweater from your aunt.

Oh man I was so pumped to fuck that guy, but once we got down to it, he was a total ugly sweater. I just wanted to wrap it back and return it.

by MuffinBagel March 22, 2016

Stanley Yelnats Sweater

Much like the bill cosby sweater, the movie Holes starring Shia LaBeouf has provided us with the Stanley Yelnats Sweater. It involves eating an entire raw onion before sex. During sex, induce vomiting onto your partner's chest. For an extra challenge, first consume a raw onion with a can of peaches. Then, during sex, vomit on your partners chest to fully complete a Sploosh Sweater.

"Did you hear what she got for Christmas?"

"No, what?"

"A Stanley Yelnats Sweater!"

by gazerbeam April 25, 2013