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Chris: hey Collin wanna go Swapping after school?
Collin: hell yeah! lets switch a black baby with a white one today!
Chris: sounds great!
by sawggalicious soul man November 18, 2011
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Saskatchewan Swapmeet

one person defecates into another person's mouth, who then vomits back into the first person's anus.
Looks like you've been makin' trades at the old Saskatchewan Swapmeet again, Frank.
by rectacular March 25, 2008
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sim swapping

you take a hoes sim, get the nord vpn on, spoof your number something close to there area code. call there carrier, say that you went on vacation and you lost it or scratched it. big crip cj, out
You: bro wheres your sim nigga?
him: bro i just got sim swapped!
You: lolololol you dumb nigga

sim swapping is when someone has information on you and knows enough to call your carrier and make up shit
by big gdk cj November 18, 2020
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swapping 20's

Swapping 20's is trading child and adulthood horror stories with someone new encountered in public life as a way of bonding with them and creating the first strains of friendship with them. Derived from "What's your 20", CB lingo for "your location" or "where you're at."

In "female rules", if she wants to be seen as "a nice person", and therefore easy to manipulate later on, the recipient is supposed to reciprocate with similar personal revelations. Often involves confessing scandalously damaging personal information, liberally sprinkled with Dr. Phil-style psychobabble.

Eventually backfires.

Examples:

1) New female doctor you encountered in grocery store wants to be friends with you, so she confesses to you she sleeps with all her younger male patients, then asks you for your advice when she confesses one of them may be gay and might have given her a disease. Four days after you meet her.

2) New female stranger you ran into at a rock club wants to be friends with you, so her first-ever phone call to you is about how her father molested her as a child. The night of the day you meet her.

3) Distant female acquaintance you've seen once or twice at school wants to step up the next level to friendship, so one night out of the blue you get a phone call from her, find out she got your number from someone who shouldn't have given it, and she wants to talk with you at length about her extensive liposuction surgeries and suicidal feelings. Suddenly. Over wine. RIGHT NOW.

The above are yet continuing example of why I agree with men that most women are pathologically insane.

And I'm a woman.
"Yeah, Kate and I were swapping 20's last night over sangria and the stuff she wanted to talk about got out of hand."

"Say, I hear you and Marilyn swapped 20's last night. Did she talk about her 1979 flirtation with bestiality?"

"One reason women's relationships with men go wrong is they decide they and the guy should swap 20's the day after they just met."
by Heatherofthetorah June 13, 2007
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swapportunity

swap·por·tu·ni·ty (swapp-er-too-ni-tee, -tyoo-)

noun, plural -ties.
1. an appropriate or favorable time or occasion: The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.

2. a situation or condition favorable for attaining the specific goal of trading ones spouses for sexual activity.

3. a good position, chance, or prospect, as for advancement or success in the swinging lifestyle.

Origin:
2012; Chicago advertising firm Schafer Condon Carter. --Yoplait Yogurt "Spelling Bee" tv commercial. (Portmanteau> combining swapping with opportunity)
The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.
by Just4Lovers January 12, 2012
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Skittle-Swapping

the lude action of putting spread asshole to spread asshole and trading rabbit turds.
Bob- "Why are you walking funny?"

Bill- "Skittle-swapping. Gets me every time."
by RatMastaSREECH January 24, 2009
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swapping stinks

She wouldn't be getting divorced, if she hadn't been SWAPPING STINKS with her assistant.
by LTMoney April 7, 2009
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