Stump Sap

Noun: The product of a male ejaculation.

He shot stump sap all over me!

by Michael McNight August 23, 2012

Smumph

n. When one consumes so much sperm that their mucus is turned into semen itself or a slut that gives too many blow jobs and the spit or mucus in their mouths is turned into sperm.

Clay- Dude did you see that chick her spit was so white!

Phil- Yeah she is a total smumph, but i'm gettin' in that tonight bro.

Clay- I already did

by tman8777 December 18, 2012

stumpfounded

A cross between stumped and dumb founded

When she talks on the phone, sometimes she gets "stumpfounded"

by graphicdesigner2013 September 9, 2013

stumpfucker

Someone who is pursuing a person who is out of their league.

Oh she'll never go for him. He's a total stumpfucker.

by ceres May 13, 2014

stump nuts

Someone who is an extreme pervert yet also a huge Christian freak at the same time. Their amputated leg also looks like an over grown penis.

Stump Nuts: Anyone named Josh

by JarlAlpha August 10, 2015

stumpboy

1.Patrick Stump's infamous nickname.

2. a clean-cut white boy who's also a little bit chubby and likes to play 20 questions.

1. Person: "Man, have you heard Stumpboy's new music?

Fellow Emo: "Fuck yeah."

2. "Ugh, he tried to play 20 questions with me and ask for my kik. HE ISNT EVEN CUTE!"

by frankieroshands November 11, 2015

stump humping

Is when you drill a hole into a stump and use that hole for sexual purposes

Dave: I went on a camping trip with Trevor and I'm pretty sure we went stump humping

by PenguinFlyer November 30, 2015