im having a stroke

im having a stroke you say when you repletely mess up a word when talking

1: Hey did you know i hate sidpers

2: what
1: spdier
2: you good
1: Im having a stroke
3: r/Ihadasrtoke
3: damn it

by oi bloody cunt April 20, 2021

stroked out

something stopped working, or screwed up

Man,my vacuum stroked out and it's not picking up anything. Can I borrow yours?

by Cryptina March 15, 2006

Strokes

Basically sexually intercourse, but delivered in a stylish manner.

I gave your mum some STROKES last night

by ©™ October 15, 2003

Toke and Stroke

From the stonerous 'Toke' and the pervertous 'stroke'

a toke and stroke is the act of masterbaiting after recently smoking (or toking for you less ghetto people) this usually only happens when one smokes alone.

"yo dude i was bored as hell to i got my bong out and did a toke and stroke"

"tommy is fucked up, right after we finished off the blunt he went into his room and did a toke and stroke"

by weed smoke toker May 10, 2010

strongly worded letter

something you send to someone when they are fucking up hard. normally with the intent to change something. sometimes a regular letter will suffice, but a strongly worded letter always gets your point across more effectively.

Matt: Kelsey, why hasn't that website approved our entry yet?
Kelsey: I don't know, they are really fucking up hard.
Matt: Maybe we should send a strongly worded letter, and they will fix the problem.

by pleaseacceptthis74639 April 12, 2011

Strosh

a girl in your school who does not have a brain, is skanky, will purposely reveal her body parts in public and say oops, will chew on a pen in class and let all the ink go in her mouth and eat it, will fall down the stairs, will get in the the forhead with a baseball and have the imprint, will get all her shit stolen and then get more stuff from her rich dad, will talk like some little kid from barney, drinks her lunch but is still fat, tries to answer questions in class but is always wrong, someone will draw a penis on her neck and say its a heart and she will walk around school with it on her the whole day, will always try to have those nasty cleavage shirts where her saggy tits are showing and u just barf

Sam: Becca you strosh
Becca: Whats a strosh
Sam: You Dumb Bitch
Becca: Huh
Sam: You Dumb Shit, your a slut
Becca: Sam, I am not a strosh
Adrian: Shoooooor

by Hailey Mck May 30, 2008

stronzo

Obscenity from Italian--literally meaning "turd" but often used vocatively.

Hey stronzo! Are you going to help me or what?

by MightyKingFubar November 20, 2003