Jim: "I just broke up with your
sister"
Bob: "Why?"
Jim: "She wanted to give me a
Strawberry Trashcan"
Bob: "Yep... That would do it. But Bro, I heard her on the phone this morning saying she had the best sex of her life last night... "
Jim: "Well, after she tried to pull that nasty shit on me, I Donkey Punched that little slut and gave her the hardest fuck of her life.
Bob: *Jaw Drops, Says nothing*
Jim: "Your
sister is a twisted freak dude."