A guy that pours milk before cereal.
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The Arizonian who wrote the bestsellers "Twilight" and "New Moon". Also the creator of Edward Cullen and a new type of vampire.
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Get the Stephenie Meyer mug.Stephen Harper is the name assigned to the current Prime Minister, although it is only used by people that respect him. Decent Canadian folk call him Harpo or other names with Nazi origins. He used to be part of the Reform Party (even though he was born in Toronto) and is currently the leader of their Canada-wide subsidiary, the Conservative Party. People flirted with this evil and dangerous party in the 2006 and 2008, and Harpo used this time to start picking apart his worst enemy, the Canadian social safety net. In 2011, he committed an electoral fraud even greater than that of George W. Bush in 2000. Now, Harpo is the unquestionable and fearless Supreme Ruler of Canada, with 167 true blue (and green) Reformacon MPs doing as he says.
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Stephen Harper is a Toronto native that somehow turned into an angry Westerner. In 1993, he was elected as a backbench Reform MP and created the slogan "the West wants in". He left the Hill in 1997 to become head of the National Citizens' Coalition. In 2002 he headed the Canadian Alliance and merged it with the failing Progressive Conservative Party into the modern Conservative Party. He won elections in 2006, 2008, and 2011, winning a majority government in the latter.
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Stephen Harper is a Toronto native that somehow turned into an angry Westerner. In 1993, he was elected as a backbench Reform MP and created the slogan "the West wants in". He left the Hill in 1997 to become head of the National Citizens' Coalition. In 2002 he headed the Canadian Alliance and merged it with the failing Progressive Conservative Party into the modern Conservative Party. He won elections in 2006, 2008, and 2011, winning a majority government in the latter.
Using lies, schemes, cons (no pun intended), deceptions, evasion, libel, slander, and tall tales, Stephen Harper has fearlessly led Canada through our worst years since the Mulroney days. RIP democracy 1867-1984, 1993-2006.
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Believes in equality for all Canadians. Believes that Canada deserves an accountable government.
Believes in equality for all Canadians. Believes that Canada deserves an accountable government.
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Hey baby whatcha doin' up so late? Are you on facebook chat with that asshole Stephen King again? That cucksucking bastard needs his ass whooped in a bad way.
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Guy 2: I just looked at the ugly dude making my starbucks drink and Stephened all over myself.
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