chainsaw stalk

Noun: In Gears of War multiplayer, an action that involves equipping your Lancer and following an unsuspecting foe's every move for at least fifteen seconds and finally cutting the poor bastard in half once he stops.

ChefDog: (to teammates) Don't kill the drone, he's mine
Ymecca: You're right behind him, whip out the shotty and blow him to bits
Bigguy2: (to ymecca) Shh. He's chainsaw stalkin him. (ChefDog cuts drone in half as he picks up the boomshot

by bobb0913 June 28, 2009

Pocket Stalking

A Pocket Stalker is someone who doesn't know how to lock the keypad of a cellphone resulting in huge phone bills and endless voicemail messages with nothing more than the crunchy sound of a pocket.

Bill has been pocket stalking me again all day. Can somebody tell him how to lock his cell?

I'm sorry, I can't go out this weekend. I just received my Phonebill after I have been Pocket Stalking everybody in my speeddail list this month

by Edwinnaar May 17, 2009

Stalk Saturday

A new version of Follow Friday, on the Social Networking site "Twitter." This fashion was created by Twitter user @maskedscientist

Let me give a shout out to @so_n_so @jonhdoe for today's #stalksaturday. You should #stalk them. This is a "Stalk Saturday."

by mstmat September 25, 2009

Stalk

To stalk is to be creepy or pervy. Most notably nowadays with Facebook, Facebook stalking is when one person stalks the other persons facebook

"I think someone is stalking us"-Every girl in a horror movie ever

by AngryPhanHowell September 12, 2019

Signal Stalking

When you purposely get a red light and/or take a red light so you stay in the same area of the car so you can check out a hot girl in a car.

Pipi was totally signal stalking Josh's sister in a BMW.

I love to signal stalk!

What is signal stalking?

TNSLPPTSO?

by The Shit List April 1, 2009

Gang Stalking

Counterterrorism codename for gangstalking really hyper game theory no touch torture figuring out how many s/ms cause with mobbing and mind control chess in you're OODA take pawn off board. Same programs different names. JTTF/partners spread false narratives "investigating" organizing mobbing/hate crime and tell everyone what to say and do and send ppl at you making tradecraft play to play you like a pawn. Tradecraft has to be secret to work so know play stupid. They have rules. Watch what you say - how you OODA, cant do something if say something, chess all planned out, put on a show for those who don't know, watch who you're talking to they could be an FBI informant, act friendly talk behind you're back, all team, awkward hold it in 10 seconds, hide all come at you same way probing reactions set up wrong one. Feds set up chess board telling everyone what say talking game switch things up on the chess board counter ie counterterrorism. Terrorism/corruption go together like strategy/tactics. Research the facts with covert terrorist operations ie conspiracy theories.

CIA and FBI trash and army of maggots are Gang Stalking.

by Devin Keymer January 30, 2025

quick stalk

It's when you need to soak someone very quickly to see if they are a creep

I quick stalked toms friend to see if he could trust them

by Alexis.marie.8 November 19, 2016