Spaghetti-Framed Lanktard

An individual so unfortunately frail, their physique prevents them from playing the manliest of games, such as rugby and poker.

A scarecrow, or that kid who eats dessert alone in Superbad are both examples of Spaghetti-Framed Lanktards.

by MalcLin420 September 17, 2013

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Spaghettihoes

The observance of a female, or male, walking and just straight lookin like a hoe #slut #getit #glorious

Hey Becky, did you Laranda tonight? Girl was dressed like a straight spaghettihoes.
Becky: "mmmhhMmmmm."

by Has anybody seen Molly? November 9, 2014

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spaghetti slinger

A person of Italian descent. Based on the concept that Italians sling spaghetti onto walls to see if they stick - and therefore are fully cooked.

That guy Lou? The Italian guy? He's a spaghetti slinger.

by Deh Shadow April 22, 2015

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One person lays down on their back with their mouth open. Another person fills the first person's mouth with spaghettios straight from the can, then proceeds to elbow drop the first person in the stomach, resulting in an eruption of spaghettios from the mouth of the first person.

Boy if you give me any more lip I'll have to give you the spaghettio volcano.

Steve still hasn't recovered from the brutal spaghettio volcano he received last week.

by tastefulxenophobia March 2, 2017

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Spaghetti Aids

A form of aids transmitted through putting AID infested blood on ones Spaghetti

Girl: Last night was perfect, the Spaghetti was amazing! What sauce was that?
Guy: It was my blood, sorry madam, you have Spaghetti Aids "Flies out window"
Girl: Welp i donee goofed up badly mistaken

by Mr.werbenjagermanjensen jr November 15, 2017

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