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Pony Spank

a sex act while in reverse cowgirl. the guy sings “old town road” and the girl asserts her dominance by spanking him to the beat.
friend: is this relationship serious?
guy: dude, we literally pony spanked in the cemetery last night.
by ponyspank69 July 2, 2021
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Kentucky Gank N' Spank

When someone is ambushed by any number of people with the goal of spanking said individuals ass raw.
"Hey guys, did you see that video of Anthony Davis getting the ol Kentucky Gank n' Spank in the locker room?"
by poo00pi January 15, 2021
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spank fuck

To want to bang a chick rough and possibly spank her while you're doing it.
by NelloD June 27, 2008
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Spankenfest

A festive holiday traditionally held on the last Saturday in October. (Actually, the holiday begins at 2 pm on Saturday and concludes at 2 am on the following Sunday morning.)

The spirit of Spankenfest actually applies and attaches throughout the year, as adherents (celebrants) proclaim that everyday is Spankenfest.

The holiday is said to relate back to the legend of DMO and the quest for discipline in a world gone mad with chaos.
Let's start making plans now for next year's Spankenfest celebration. In fact, let's enjoy a little bit of Spankenfest each day!
by Apas Mara December 9, 2008
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Spank Planking

The act of discretely masturbating while planking.
His facial expressions made it look like he was spank planking on top of the bench.
by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011
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Spank the Midget

An act that marks the beginning of the end of a once successful career. Inspired by the artist, Miley Cyrus, when she brought midget back-up dancers on stage only to spank their tiny heinies.

Similar to the phrase, "Jump the Shark," coined when the character Fonzie water-skied over a shark in the hit show, "Happy Days." This episode was the epitome of a show losing ratings and resorting to desperate acts to raise view counts.
Britney Spears is going to spank the midget by going to Vegas.
by Jiggle Monkey September 22, 2013
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Spankology

fucking anal in the ass while being spanked
i studied spankology at college and now im living in a house cause of my job
by Spank dad January 11, 2017
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