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snail smega

Def 1: Slime trail left behind from a snail.

Def 2: The slime that oozes out ur ass when you wake up from a wasted night on the bathroom floor, condom beside you and you have no idea where your at or how you got there. Oh and your a dude.

Or

Def 3: The green goo in the corner of your eye qgen you wake up...
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WTF why is there snail smega oozing out my ass. And I can't remember shit!
by Crazycookie9121 July 20, 2014
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Snail Trail

When a male ejaculates inside a female and she proceeded to slide her vagina across her partner's chest, leaving a snail like trail with his sperm.
Sex last night was absolutely amazing. Up until then it was rather dull until she surprised me by finishing things up with a Snail Trail.
by Dzwsin April 3, 2016
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snail stain

during the peak of sexual activity the male pulls out and shoots his load all over the receivers belongings.
that dirty whore "Trent" asked me to snail stain all over the backseat of his 84 camaro ;D.
by gaychevyman May 7, 2008
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Skank Snail Trail

When a nasty whore leaves her Virginia juice on the chair after she gets up!
Did u see that Skank Snail Trail on the chair when she left?
by TheAmbitchousBitch February 22, 2022
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snail scootchin'

The act of two or more chicks going at each other in the sack.
First guy - "Cinemax was really good last night."

second guy- "Yeah there was a whole lot of snail scootchin'

going on!"
by T.A.I.N.T January 16, 2011
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Snail Tail

A person who always searching for a snail is the Snail's tail.It always follows the Snail as a shadow follows the body.Snail's tails are mostly girls.
She is a snail tail for him.
by Saýa5991 October 12, 2021
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Mad Snail Disease

When your bussy gets too raw
After my friends and I had a sleep over, we all woke up with Mad Snail Disease.
by BARBARAH January 6, 2022
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