Shitload of snails

Just like a flock of geese or a pack of wolves, the term “shitload” is used to define three or more snails.
Hey Paul, did you see that shitload of snails crossing the road?
by Gotcha126 December 24, 2017
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snail position

The snail position is an awkward position of two beings where one of them sticks their tongue down the other individual's ass while doing sexual intercourse. (only for very flexible people)
Gee! I can stretch! Let's commence in the snail position!
by Xello101 February 22, 2015
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pappy snail

a man by the name of pete who is rather passive aggressive and very snail like in his little hermit ways
fucking pappy snail is being a real fuck head today
by bbuck nbfsgbnbteyhndb June 19, 2018
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Mississippi Snail Trail

When a naked man perches on a doorway waiting for somebody to enter. When they walk through the door, you jump down and slide your dick, balls, gooch, and asshole across the victims entire front.
“Did you hear that josh gave wyatt the mississippi snail trail??”
by CaliBoyz October 31, 2023
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snail-cliptik

Your snail-cliptik
by Nathan Brett June 18, 2017
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snail stain

during the peak of sexual activity the male pulls out and shoots his load all over the receivers belongings.
that dirty whore "Trent" asked me to snail stain all over the backseat of his 84 camaro ;D.
by gaychevyman May 07, 2008
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snail hoping

maybe when your side bitches are to slow so u hop on a even slower one . preferably one with a mental handy cap so she can drewl all over your little dick while your shining her helmet ...
dude ,last night, I got my dick suck ,by 3 different chicks last night. other dude wernt in glen ellen last night by the S D C , 1st dude says yeah but they were all over age.. 2nd dude says that's wrong ,your no better then john, dan or mikey... fucking snail hopping again or snail hoppers ...... Mikey is deffiently a snail hoping again.
by yourrrrrdaddddddddddyyyyyybitc January 07, 2021
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