The snail

A sexual move where the woman is in all fours (optional) and the partner licks her body, in a continuous movement, from her vagine up to her forehead passing through the anus, leaving behind a trail of bodily fluids, namely fecal matter, much like a snail.

- "Man, I totally did 'The snail' with that bitch Ashley last night"
- "Sir, this is a Wendy's"

by Rita_Albuquerque April 24, 2021

worship like a snail

What you do at the shrine of their light

I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light

by im u fucking sadist17 September 3, 2021

Snail

The Snail is the all powerful. Bow to the snail, and may Snail bless you all.

CAS AGAIN?!? GOD DAMN THE SNAIL

by tf is a pseudonym?? January 2, 2025

Snail Backed

When a girl rides a man's bumpy spine to get off and leaves a snail smile trail.

Kim says "Can we get it on tonight?"
Chris replies "I don't want to but you can ride my spine to get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, I wish you could get crazy and do some missionary, this smile spine action is getting old."

by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015

punting the snail

Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."

"Oh really? What'd you do?"

"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."

by aitchrjay August 5, 2012

snail emoji

used when someone is being annoying or unfunny

@passionate is being such a 🐌 (snail emoji)

by pipiup May 11, 2022

Mad Snail

The feeling you get when you're stuck walking behind a slow person in the hallway, you're mad, and you're walking as slow as a snail.

damn, I was stuck behind a group of little kids, they made me a mad snail

by HalfPrince January 27, 2017