person 1: last night i ate a strawberry while using my vibrator and the juice dripping down my face was euphoric
person 2: i’ll be trying a slut snack tonight
person 2: i’ll be trying a slut snack tonight
by cherry the vibrator July 13, 2023
When your toddler throws his goddamn food all over the carpet and then constantly comes back to it in order to snack on old, hair covered food.
My kid has had several bad shits today, but I cannot tell if it is from teething or from all his carpet snacking.
by trace brock January 11, 2019
by Themopshot August 23, 2018
When your favorite restaurant is found out to be owned by your friendly neighborhood child molester.
by SpreadThemCheeks May 20, 2017
by Wadadummi July 08, 2021
Sardines, mustard, and pickles arranged in a pentacle shape.
Coined by iFunny user Wignasty with added instructions on the preparation.
Coined by iFunny user Wignasty with added instructions on the preparation.
Have you seen Wignasty's sinister snack?
I vomited because my vril levels aren't high enough to tolerate the dark energy emanating from the meal.
I vomited because my vril levels aren't high enough to tolerate the dark energy emanating from the meal.
by PulcherGyst May 13, 2022
A type of snack that is considered a last resort. When all the good snacks are gone, you are forced to fill your appetite with only slum snacks.
Slum: Verb, \"sləm"\ to go somewhere or do something that might be considered beneath one's station —sometimes used with it
Snack: Noun, \ ˈsnak \; a light meal : food eaten between regular meals
Slum: Verb, \"sləm"\ to go somewhere or do something that might be considered beneath one's station —sometimes used with it
Snack: Noun, \ ˈsnak \; a light meal : food eaten between regular meals
Johnny looked into the cupboard when he was hungry and to his dismay, found nothing but slum snacks.
by JOvan_Jabbari24 May 14, 2020